Looks like you're stuck on the shores of Hell. The only way out is through.

Our pleas for Nintendo to "hire this man" have been answered.

"It's much easier to be given a place to belong than to make one for yourself." - Citan Uzuki (Xenogears)

Part 5 of the 3D Zelda Game Club.

No Balex, but the OG boys keep it down with Resident Evil 4 Remake, Diablo IV and of course some Mystery History goodness.

As was said so blithely about Mighty No 9 3DS earlier this week... bye, Felicia.

A 2D run-and-gun featuring janky mecha, a harrowing difficulty, and a bevy of bonus materials.

We can't call it NPD anymore, which is also why it's two weeks late.

Everything you wanted to know about the Ultrahand (but were afraid to ask).

You either die leaking or live long enough to become Dashcon.

Also contains pain points and the Ultrahand.

Even with “Origins” in the title, there’s nothing original about this decent action platformer.

A respectable sophomore season after a surprisingly great rookie campaign.

This might be the first time in years Ubisoft senior management realized you can pull out.

Come on, no stamina meter, no whammies...

In Memoriam: The 3DS and Wii U eShops (2011-23 and 2012-23)

A Co-op adventure that is as shallow as it is beautiful.

Stop saying "hardware."

Return of the Matt.

We got some goodies this week including Bayonetta Origins, Octopath Traveler II, and more Fitness Boxing! Plus Perry sat down with Frozax Games to discuss Tents and Trees!