Perhaps this will quench your Zelda thirst.

Between Harvestella and this, there's literally a farm RPG for all seasons.

Eight more paths to travel

One RPG and one of the most famous shooters ever

The golf is going to have to hold off a little longer than originally anticipated.

Only fifteen years after the fact.

You might've missed this one the first time since it was a 2011 Wii game.

More Final Fantasy music! MORE, I SAY!

One more for the road.

Reports are unclear on whether the coffee is hot or cold.

Also Nintendo would really like you to play Pikmin Bloom.

The Smashterpieces Curse extends to Mario Party Monthly, apparently.

And it's two days long!?

Engage....with your waifu?

Line forms for the happening bunker on the left, please.

So, uh, anything important happening this week?

Probably not worth extrapolating but a historical curiosity nonetheless.

Crafting pithy axioms.

I don’t understand why my strongman’s barbells are plasma globes, wouldn’t those weigh very little?

It's inevitable, like the news desk not knowing any of the musical acts in it.