A merchant and a scholar walk into a bar.

We got everything here; deck building roguelikes, pet sims, giant drills... and kidnapping victims?

The best 3D Sonic this millennium?

Did you need yet another game to play this month?

You'll be doing a lot more than playing golf this time around.

...is Bamco about to go on another run of releases here?

A contemplative, melancholy Metroidvania

I know kung-fu.

The patch isn't Snorlax-sized, but definitely takes big damage from Grass Knot.

One last recap before the big show.

After a record Japanese launch, how did Splatoon 3 fare internationally?

Only the second one of these presentations thus far in 2022.

A wheel of fortune where the only things that cost 250 are potions.

Considering the last patch was in June, we're still trying to find out what it does.

Oh you sweet summer child, you could stand to have better spaced font.

It loves it some gold, apparently.

Like a lamb to the slaughter

With a tantric plan...

Aeterna but sadly not eternal.

It's all vibes baby!