Nintendorks = Leave Luck up to the Whale Penis.

I found a nice editorial by Jason Cole over at Nintendorks (gotta love that name!) about the Next Generation console race. Something to chew on while I get the new site ready :)

Just hilarious.

Wow...updated again? Probably the funniest thing I've have seen in a long time. The "official HQ" added a little explanation on why it hasn't been running. Hey, all is fair in love and videogames. Yes, I am watching you. I wanted this domain. It's my fault, so I digress. It's very funny though.... Read more...

An update...

Yes, it's true, the "official HQ" has been updated. Well sorta. Nice pop-up window. My god I've been waiting since early April! Hey, I told you I'd tell you. ;)

OperatioN2000 comments on the fact that they scooped IGN64 by a month.

It's always nice to see the underdogs out do the big boys when it comes to websites, and OperatioN2000 has done it with the "Project Dolphin" news. See how Rick and Justin respond. Justin also has added a very interesting editorial added titled, "Consoles Online:Double-Edged All the way". Hmmm...possibly... Read more...

Billy joins the TFC/Half-Life clan [ASS]. Prepare to die!!!

In continuance of the fine tradition of useless knowledge on this page, I am now a proud member (and most likely to get fragged) of [ASS] Clan. Don't ask. If you play Half Life or TFC and you see me or another one of us out there (I am always either Agent Cooper or CooperFBI) feel free to say hello...and then of course..run away and hide! :)

Billy secures a new (and secret) domain name. Maniacal laughter fills the air.

It's mine...all MINE....Wahahhahahahaha! I think someone slipped a mickey in my Mountain Dew. Can you tell I am excited?! Am I going to reveal it yet? Hell no! Firecheif Chris, I am naming my first born after you. I think we'll call him/her "Guzz Jr.". Anyhoo....more details later. God, it's going to be one of those days...I can smell it. Break out the Jim Beam cause we're celebrating!

Billy laments over skipping a little story that OperatioN2000 posted a month ago... the N2000 is codenamed Project Dolphin.

You know, I knew I thought I saw the codename "Project Dolphin" somewhere before. Of course! OperatioN2000 broke that story about a month ago. (thanks to Justin for making me feel really dumb) I don't understand why I didn't put that on my site. Maybe because I had a sudden urge to play Wave Race again. I dunno. Okay, I'll promise to put my head back in my ass. Way to go IGN for breakin' the news!

We love Metroid. LOVE.

Very cool if you are a Metroid fan! Classicgaming.com is hosting this delicious site. Yah, I know it really isn't N2000 news (at least not yet anyway!), but I thought it was damn cool. Even music from the game is included. Lots of good stuff (especially for all you old school people out there who think they know everything Metroid) including a pretty sassy interview with NOA's Dan Owsen. Why don't you run on over there...

Project Dolphin in name only... for it is neither.

Wow! 2 in a row from IGN64! Hats off to Matt! The codename to the next Nintendo console is Project Dolphin. Crap...am I going to have to change the name of my new domain already? Possibly a Wave Race reference? Who knows...

IGN64 has learned that Nintendo's next-generation hardware, commonly... Read more...

Whoa. Man.

Holy CRAP! Yup it's true...well, sorta. IGN64 has the scoop...

IGN64 has learned that Nintendo of America chairman Howard Lincoln plans to retire from his position as chairman of the company by February 2000. Lincoln, who has served as unofficial head of Nintendo's US operations for more than... Read more...

What Nintendo fans live off of...

I found out through OperatioN2000 that the Magic Box had a good rumor while I was gone. I don't know what to really think about this one. Magic Box is usually pretty good on news...but then again it is a rumor.

- RUMOR: Sources from Japan saying that long delayed 64DD will be compatible to... Read more...

Getting lost, Berghammer style.

Boy, ain't that the freakin truth! I won't bore you with the bad things that happened. I will say two things though. It's real easy to get lost in Minnesota, Disgruntled cabbies hold grudges, and electronic locks on cars blow monkeys. Outside of that my trip was awesome. Minneapolis is a beautiful... Read more...

OPN2000! Yay!

Yup, it's true, I am officially on the staff of OperatioN2000. There's your big news. Maybe not so big for you, but I am happy. I'd like to thank Justin and the rest of the fellahs for letting me be a part of their site (thanks for the link too!). It should be pretty damn cool. What will happen... Read more...

Billy has a nice ramble before going to bed.

Today was a very interesting day. Good and bad. Bad thing...no N2000 news. No domain information (blah). And butt-munch over at the "official HQ" still is playing with himself. Heh! But I digress. Anyhoo...I did pick up Smash Bros. . Sweet ass game. I haven't had a whole lot of time to play... Read more...

Surprising? Nah.

Surprised? I am not at all. Especially after dropping another $50 to Nintendo for Smash Bros. today :) FGN reports:

Nintendo estimates it will report a 20 percent increase in profits to 155 billion yen for the fiscal '98 year, company sources have told the Nihon Keizai Shimbun. If the 14 billion... Read more...

Who's this Mikey Veroni fellah?

Famous words from Mikey Veroni! Oh boy, even Metroid news on a Monday? Yup. I don't know when this was written, but I dug up a really cool story about the next generation of Metroid for you Metroid lovers at Nintendojo.

And Mario gets in the ring...

I think you have to see this to believe it. The rebroadcast of the Super Smash Bros. match from Las Vegas is being rebroadcast here. 17 minutes long! Hey, at least it will hold you over until Smash Bros. hits stores tomorrow. Who won the fight? You'll have to check it out for yourself. You will need Real Player G3.

SEE! I am working!

You gotta be kidding? No, I wouldn't lie to you. I have been busy. ONline 2000 is what is called. I hope you enjoy!

Who me? Never!

Answer = NO! At least not as much as the guy over at the "official hq" Ha ha! Actually I've been damn busy. Today could actually be a really good day in the N2000 community, and I may some big news later today. I am still waiting on the internic to see if I got the domain I applied for. If all... Read more...

mmmmmm.....Goldeneye + N2000. ::drool::

This may be a rumor, but Nintendojo has a little blurb about Eidos. Can you smell goldeneye-ish things on the N2000? I think you could...

Eidos has signed upstart company Free Radical Design to a development deal. Free Radical was formed earlier this year by former members of the team that created the blockbuster Goldeneye 007 for the N64. Rumor has it that Eidos might have their eyes set on N64 or N2000 development