Author Topic: Mr. Quaker: A Sinking Ship (Read 14004 times)

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #25 on:** July 06, 2004, 11:09:36 AM »

Oatmeal is the "kiddy" type of breakfast. All the HARDCORE breakfast eaters eat Krispy Kreme and drink Starbucks. I don't see why people would eat this "kiddy" oatmeal when you have things like the mature Krispy Kreme, oatmeal is doomed.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #26 on:** July 06, 2004, 11:23:43 AM »

"All the HARDCORE breakfast eaters eat Krispy Kreme and drink Starbucks."

That's why the hardcore crowd is fat!

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #27 on:** July 06, 2004, 11:24:06 AM »

Krispy Kreme sounds so wrong. But they taste so good!

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #28 on:** July 06, 2004, 11:27:26 AM »

In case you guys didn't catch it, I was joking. Krispy Kreme is symbolism to Sony with it's marketing ploys and horridness, and Starbucks is to Microsoft in that it's basically everywhere. While oatmeal symbolizes Nintendo in that it's tried and true formula, although good, will always be there for us. HOORAY FOR QUAKERS!!!

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #29 on:** July 06, 2004, 11:38:30 AM »

Deep.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #30 on:** July 06, 2004, 12:57:12 PM »

Kirspy Kreme is amazing for one or two doughnuts, but anymore and I can feel the onset of diabetes and heart disease.

But porridge, porridge is awesome. I'm going to eat porridge for breakfast tomorrow. Instant oatmeal does seem pretty silly, but if you're on the road, you can cook it without a pot or a stove! I considered doing that on my vacation last month.

DrZoidberg · « **Reply #31 on:** July 06, 2004, 02:44:57 PM »

I actually enjoy Starbux, and probably Krispy Kreme but i've never eaten there.

bostwick202 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 06, 2004, 06:05:31 PM »

Jimmy Dean breakfast biscuits represent

StrikerObi · « **Reply #33 on:** July 06, 2004, 07:54:19 PM »

I'm digging on Starbucks. It's TEH MATURE!

evil intentions · « **Reply #34 on:** July 07, 2004, 09:13:19 AM »

Hahahaha, a poptart can get me going in teh mornings.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #35 on:** July 07, 2004, 10:00:56 AM »

Funny how even a topic on freaking OATMEAL can get offtopic...

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #36 on:** July 07, 2004, 10:40:30 AM »

Oatmeal is yummy, cream of wheat is yummy, krispy kreme doughnuts are yummy. Now I am hungry, thank you all. ^_^

Deguello · « **Reply #37 on:** July 07, 2004, 01:03:44 PM »

Krispy Kreme and Starbucks put lots of preservatives and stimulants into their foods, because adults ostensibly like them. Why can't Quaker put more preservatives and stimulants into their oatmeal? They need to grow up and aim at a more adult market.

evil intentions · « **Reply #38 on:** July 07, 2004, 06:13:25 PM »

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Originally posted by: Bill
Funny how even a topic on freaking OATMEAL can get offtopic...

You're not talking about me are you??

"Why can't Quaker put more preservatives and stimulants into their oatmeal?"

Beacause people don't eat oatmeal so it wakes them up. They eat it cause it tastes good, silly.

Mario · « **Reply #39 on:** July 07, 2004, 08:49:51 PM »

I like to shop at Wallmart.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #40 on:** July 08, 2004, 06:04:00 AM »

Are you in need of some walls, Mario?

DrZoidberg · « **Reply #41 on:** July 08, 2004, 05:46:30 PM »

I require Ks.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #42 on:** July 09, 2004, 01:48:00 AM »

What about the rest of the alphabet?

DrZoidberg · « **Reply #43 on:** July 09, 2004, 02:03:11 AM »

they don't offer that at k-mart, there are BIG W's however, but I don't need those.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #44 on:** July 09, 2004, 02:17:11 AM »

Why don't you need them?

The W's are crying in their packaging

Uncle Rich AiAi · « **Reply #45 on:** July 09, 2004, 04:27:50 AM »

I know I need some Woolies though...

evil intentions · « **Reply #46 on:** July 09, 2004, 05:47:51 PM »

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Originally posted by: Plugabugz
Why don't you need them?

The W's are crying in their packaging

The little crybabies...

MattVDB · « **Reply #47 on:** July 09, 2004, 06:28:24 PM »

You know what this reminds me of? Tasty wheat. Did you ever have tasty wheat? In my other life, I had dreams of it tasting like Tuna fish, or uhh...chicken. But then again, everything tastes like chicken.

*Stands off podium*

DrZoidberg · « **Reply #48 on:** July 10, 2004, 11:27:45 AM »

You're the woman in the red dress.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #49 on:** July 10, 2004, 04:02:34 PM »

Alright, I've had enough of this, DrZoidberg. You're a moderator, you set an example for new people that join these forums, but all you do is spam. I know I'm not really the person to tell people to stop spamming, but seriously, you've just become a uselsess spammer. All you do is post garbage! And if I was new to these forums and saw that the managers of them spammed up the joint, I would think that it's okay too.

And look at this thread! It's about a user who's not interested in oatmeal, and it was sticky-fied. Seriously, if the moderators actually did their jobs this thread would've been locked already. I can understand something like the comics thread, which actually turned into a discussion being saved, but we're on the third page (if you have 20 posts per page) and all there is DrZoidberg spamming and saying "You're the woman in the red dress." For god's sake people, shape up!

It's mostly DrZoidberg spamming it up moderator style, but I believe SUPER is the original spamming mod, and now StikerObi is here with his new punk avatar saying, "I funny endorse this thread" when he should've locked it.

Honestly, if things don't get better I'm leaving forever.

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