Author Topic: Zelda's new double personality (Read 9882 times)

Forte · « **on:** June 29, 2004, 09:00:41 PM »

Zelda was a Sheikah.

Zelda was a Pirate.

Who will Zelda be next?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2004, 05:21:45 AM »

Ninja

Jale · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2004, 08:26:10 AM »

One of those little troll doll things with multicoloured hair. Man they creep me out.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2004, 12:37:01 PM »

This really depends on where this game will take place...

If this is OoT Link, then Zelda will be Zelda
If this is WW Link, then Zelda will be Tetra
If this is a whole new Link, then Zelda can be anything...

I prefer number two...

Coarse_Limely · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2004, 01:52:53 PM »

Hmm...brainwashed villain, is my guess. Of course, she wouldn't be leading a double life in that case.

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2004, 03:23:12 PM »

She's going to Kaepora Gabora (

) and then it'll turn out that Link is in a dream and wakes up and is all "I have to go find Luigi so I can find me a job, but his hands are messed up so I gotta drive!!"

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2004, 03:46:36 PM »

"then it'll turn out that Link is in a dream and wakes up"

It's been done before...

elementc · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2004, 04:32:55 PM »

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Originally posted by: Bill
This really depends on where this game will take place...

If this is OOT Link, then Zelda will be Zelda
If this is WW Link, then Zelda will be Tetra
If this is a whole new Link, then Zelda can be anything...

I prefer number two...

Hmm... OOT's alter ego for Zelda was Sheik, not Zelda.

Oh, and Knows Nothing, the whole ninja thing has already been done... sort of, I guess. I'd say being a Sheikah counts as being a ninja.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2004, 04:47:03 PM »

Ah ah ah...Zelda wouldn't need to be Sheik anymore because she wouldn't need to be hiding from Ganondorf...

However, at the end of WW, Zelda reverted back to Tetra...

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2004, 07:18:03 PM »

The Dredd Pirate Roberts.

Dasmos · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2004, 09:17:13 PM »

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Originally posted by: Professional 666
The Dredd Pirate Roberts.

Yeah Princess Bride rulz but she should be Inigo Montoya! My name is Inigo Montoya you kill my father prepare to die!! But link should kill her father so she will bent on revnge! AWESOME

Cube_King · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2004, 11:51:30 PM »

A slave who befriends Link in the forest.......................or not.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2004, 06:03:36 AM »

Cher.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2004, 10:55:15 AM »

Shrek.

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2004, 11:37:49 AM »

Smokey the Bear and always telling Link "Only YOU..."

Berny · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2004, 12:33:05 PM »

Inka Katinka Gabovimananana

evil intentions · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2004, 07:17:11 PM »

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Originally posted by: Forte
Zelda was a Sheikah.

Zelda was a Pirate.

Who will Zelda be next?

This is probably a really retarded question but, what game was Zelda a pirate?

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However, at the end of WW, Zelda reverted back to Tetra...

It's a shame too since Tetra looked a lot cuter as a princess.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2004, 07:20:25 PM »

Ahahaha! Tetra was a pirate...

evil intentions · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2004, 07:31:25 PM »

*slaps head* I'm such an idiot.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2004, 06:07:52 AM »

I thought Tetra-Zelda looked like jailbait as a princess - she's supposed to be a girl, so what's with all that makeup? Still, other than that the princess design was very nice.
But back to the topic at hand! Inspired by Anime, Nintendo will make Zelda a buxom nurse in the next game! And Link will live in a house filled with all the cute girls from the previous games! And they'll have wacky/dramatic/action-packed adventures! Rauru will be a tiny old man who's peeping in the girls' bathroom when he's not giving out sage advice. Every boss battle will end with the dungeon exploding, and there will be at least one scene with the girls bathing nude in hot springs. Which will be somewhat ironic since Ruto is always nude.
Gee, I hope Nintendo reads this and takes all my suggestions into account. That sounds like a great game!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #20 on:** July 02, 2004, 06:22:52 AM »

"she's supposed to be a girl, so what's with all that makeup?"

In breaking news, girls wear makeup! Would you rather have Link wearing makeup?

Berny · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2004, 07:56:48 AM »

Link is sexy as is. He'd just look like a silly clown with makeup.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #22 on:** July 02, 2004, 11:33:36 AM »

We need Cat-slaves.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #23 on:** July 02, 2004, 11:50:22 AM »

I agree with Profressional666, cats definitley need slaves.

evil intentions · « **Reply #24 on:** July 02, 2004, 08:02:03 PM »

Zelda is purrfect.

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