(this was inspired by somebody's sig)
If violent computer games are supposed to cause violence then shouldn't....
-Pac Man players run round in darkened rooms listening to repetative music and munching pills?
-Pokemon players go around attempting to cram animals into tennis balls?
-Spiderman game players jumping into walls wearing lycra suits?
-Metroid players fear jellyfish and repeatedly try to curl into a ball at the sight of a pipe?
-Mario Kart players go around chucking bananas and turtles at other cars on the motorway?
-Dungeon Keeper players go around ordering short people to dig tunnels?
-Mario players go around smashing up bricks in hope of mushrooms?
-Zelda players have an inexplicable tendency to collect glass bottles?
-Worms players be terrified of water, circular grey manhole covers and sheep?
-Black and White players go around spanking their huge monkeys?
Therefore since I have played all of these games and games such as MGS I am a violent, clubbing, animal abusing, lycra-adorned, perspicupiscaphobiac, sphereaphiliac, maniac driver, imperiphiliac, funghiphiliac, amphoriphiliac, aquaphobiac, agribestiphobiac, ferroorbiphobiac, wanker.
Shows what journalists know!