Been a while since i've done any french but here goes a better translation:
If Microsoft speaks openly about its Xbox2, the buzz around the famous Revolution, the code name of the next parlour console from the Nintendo, begins seriously to be felt. With a name so revealing which says much about the ambitions of the maker, Satura Iwata declared recently at a Japanese press conference that he wanted the machine to change the way we play.
Today, it is an 'anonymous' source which we can judge as credible (since [the source] had already revealed the capacities of the DS before its official announcement) who was explaining to us what exactly the Nintendo's Revolution would be. Side(?) software, the console would be backwards compatible with the older Gamecube games, one Super Smash Bros is already half way through its development and it, along with a new Mario, will be a preview for the launch line up around 2006.
On the level of the console itself, it ought to integrate two processors, be equipped with ( some kind of adapter I think and hope broadband), four controller ports, a hard disk along with the utility of a new format in HD-DVD. If we want to believe the dreams of this information, we'll continue with a game pad that will be truly revolutionary! Nintendo will in fact use the Gyration technology in the controller, a new system which will allow a player to sense actions, touch, the feel of slick ground or the stingers of a monster... the same source finishes their article by leaving us to dream in light of "Touching is good but feeling is better' [Nemo didn't you come up with that exact same slogin?] That is all for the moment on the rumor while awaiting next may at e3 with the presentation of the console during Nintendo's conference.
EDIT: Guys calm down it is a controller. But it sounds like it is going to have some amazing feedback or nerve triggers going on.