Author Topic: Random Thoughts (Read 37061 times)

Fluke Worm · « **Reply #75 on:** March 24, 2004, 08:21:51 AM »

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Originally posted by: Ian Sane
sh!tty red tape

OH yes, the Sh!tty Band colored tapes, pretty to look at but don't really stick to anything. Everyone knows what we're talking about, you know when you go to a store and up by the counter there's a rack a impulse items and among those items are packages of multicolored tape and you think to yourself "that could be useful" and not knowing anything about hardware buy the tape only to find that the novelty of the colors is in fact the only useful thing about the "tape" because it barely sticks to anything let alone holds anything together.
I know so much about the colored tape because my dumb friend *clears throat* bought some.

PaLaDiN · « **Reply #76 on:** March 24, 2004, 02:34:31 PM »

Duct tape is called duct tape because water flows off it like it flows off a duck.

I feel a sudden inexplicable urge to get some duct tape to test the validity of that statement.

Uncle Rich AiAi · « **Reply #77 on:** March 24, 2004, 03:08:34 PM »

Make sure you duct tape your cookies one-by-one to make one super long cookie!

Berny · « **Reply #78 on:** March 24, 2004, 05:42:53 PM »

I lost the missing again. The new forum drunk sobered up. People are paying attention to the naked baby.

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Chaos is come again.

~Othello

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #79 on:** March 25, 2004, 01:45:13 AM »

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However if I ever NEED duct tape he will 99% of the time not have it with him and instead will be carrying around some incredibly sh!tty red tape that couldn't stick to glue.

Wow, same thing for my friend. Another property of duct tape: never available when it could actually be useful.

DrZoidberg · « **Reply #80 on:** March 25, 2004, 02:59:12 AM »

where are the musty old songs about the buttocs?

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #81 on:** March 26, 2004, 10:32:43 PM »

I swear to god I can hear my TV even when it's muted. o_O

DrZoidberg · « **Reply #82 on:** March 26, 2004, 10:47:54 PM »

why didn't anyone get my less than subtle hint.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #83 on:** March 26, 2004, 11:04:28 PM »

Donkey Kong has a hairy monkey, named Diddy.

Jale · « **Reply #84 on:** March 26, 2004, 11:13:26 PM »

Raising a teenager is like nailing jelly to a tree.

DrZoidberg · « **Reply #85 on:** March 27, 2004, 01:22:48 AM »

fun and jiggly?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #86 on:** March 27, 2004, 03:32:10 AM »

Mouse: I can too, and it annoys the hell outta me. Plus sometimes i can hear the annoying wistling TV's and moniters and the like make........but sometimes i can't. I can right now with my computer moniter.

Armed · « **Reply #87 on:** March 27, 2004, 07:07:57 AM »

blooiuerrjlkd!
ok?

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #88 on:** March 27, 2004, 07:35:18 AM »

KnowsNothing: I hear that, too! It's the noise of the cathode ray tube painting th picture across the screen. It's really high frequency, so not many people can hear it, and it's mostly younger people who can.

PaLaDiN · « **Reply #89 on:** March 27, 2004, 09:18:51 AM »

I can tell whenever there's a source of radiation.

My hearing aids start going crazy with weird static. It's pretty cool, I know 5 seconds before my cell phone rings.

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #90 on:** March 27, 2004, 09:26:47 AM »

My speakers do the same thing- I have my cell phone plugged in next to my computer and they'll start going crazy before the phone rings. It's pretty cool.

Jale · « **Reply #91 on:** March 27, 2004, 10:38:43 AM »

My speakers do that as well. One I was using my mobile next to a guitar ampthat was switched off but the amp made wierd noises. I would probably be able to hear that cathode thing but it gets drowned out by my tintalus

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #92 on:** March 30, 2004, 12:11:25 AM »

All that sound stuff is just awesome.

Jale · « **Reply #93 on:** March 30, 2004, 07:34:49 AM »

Busted makes you feel like----
Cutting your violated ears off, nailing them to a brick and hurling it at them
Putting a coarse woodworking file in your ear hole and rotating
Killing youself
Better yet killing them

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #94 on:** March 30, 2004, 10:03:14 AM »

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I swear to god I can hear my TV even when it's muted. o_O

Yeah, me too. Nintendo has fine tuned our senses to supernatural power! I'd like to say that I spend hours trying to hear what they're saying while the TV is on mute, but. . . no. It's tempting, but the presence of a life compels me to avoid such activity

evil intentions · « **Reply #95 on:** March 30, 2004, 12:46:51 PM »

I see dead people.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #96 on:** March 30, 2004, 01:00:18 PM »

When the TV is muted?

Fluke Worm · « **Reply #97 on:** March 30, 2004, 01:02:15 PM »

Hostile Creation, I think mouse_clicker is referring to the fact that some TVs don't totaly mute when on mute. I too had a TV once that could just barely be heard when on mute. Of course there's a good chance that Nintendo does give one special powers or that mouse clicker's TV does in fact totaly mute and he's just insane

MattCrafty · « **Reply #98 on:** March 30, 2004, 02:04:13 PM »

Tomato.

PaLaDiN · « **Reply #99 on:** March 30, 2004, 02:25:26 PM »

Potato.

I just ate steak fries.

With ketchup.

The ketchup was horrible. And red.

Red like blood. I haven't seen blood in a while. The real kind, not the game kind.

Time to go hunting for evil.

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