Da-- corn, you say? Frolicking, you say? Lo?! You do know me from high school, don't you? Mysterious and mysteriouser. The choice of phrases does narrow it down a bit, and the amount of hatred I've chalked up with a few of the people on that list narrows it even further. Interesting. I'll check out that PM right away.
"Never bring a knife to a gun fight," though? Someone needs to watch Cowboy Bebop. If Vicious can do it, so can I. He did have a sword, though, of course.