*staggers to computer*
Man, did I have too many celebration drinks or what?
Oh, I had a good reason alright! ONLY MY BIRTHDAY

My planning consisted of telling people to come and drink with me at a nice sports bar with too many tv screens. And they did too. But it was mostly me. Stupid people keep on giving me stupid drinks so I can forget my stupid name.
My memory is kinda blurred, but I can sum the night up here:
1. Getting waaay too excited about getting peanuts as a present. Curse those people and their cheap presents.
2. Getting a piggyback to my beer by a chick for some reason or another. I think it was part of a "I bet you can't" bet, but I wasn't complaining. *grope*
3. Winning a game of pool against a sober guy because he potted the black ball. I have no idea how I managed to co-ordinate myself to point the stick and stand up, but it happened.
4. Being taken home in the boot of a car. Well kinda. Six people into five seats doesn't work, so I volunteered to go into the boot with the carton I'd been given.
5. Waking up this morning with more money than I started the night with.
More details later. I have to find my phone, which I think is in the boot of my friend's car. Meh.
And I've started up a tab with people who said they were going to shout me drinks. Woo!