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Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Game Over.
« on: December 16, 2021, 04:41:15 PM »
We all love a gathering together and having a feast. However, while everyone often loves the initial meal, people aren't always so keen on the leftovers. Leftovers can often seem dull and less appetizing and end up sitting in the fridge until we toss ‘em out later. And it’s not just unfinished meals that can go in the bin. Often times, it’s the last few bits in a jar, half a tin of food because a recipe only needed a certain amount, food in the back of the freezer we’ve forgotten about. It can all be leftover, unused and tossed leading to food waste. I want to help you stop that by showing you a brand new collection of recipes that I’ve come up with to help transform your leftover odds and ends into fantastic mouthwatering meals your family will love. I promise you, leftovers won’t be boring again.

Often, people think the flavor is lost if you’re swapping in or adding different ingredients than what a recipe says or by reheating previously cooked food. But that’s not true! These recipes will show you just how good leftovers can be: super-tasty, balanced and stress-free and with the added bonus of saving you money by not getting needlessly tossed away. With these go-to delicious dishes, you will find that leftovers can actually be the best part of a meal.

And to help me demonstrate the beauty of leftovers, I’ve invited a few of my friends along to provide further inspiration on the various ways leftovers can be incorporated into your cooking. This is Jamie’s Leftover Meals.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2021, 04:49:46 PM »
Phrase Selection

1. All you lovely people at home
2. Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
3. Just clank it up any old way
4. You know that makes sense
5. And just whack it up the jacksy
6. Not trying to be chef-y here
7. Oh ho ho ho! Yes! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
8. Just drizzle a little olive oil on top
9. Who loves a curry?
10. I’m always burning me nuts
11. They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"


Order of Player Rotation

Order.RSS
NWR_Insanolord
Mop It Up
Stratos
Nickmitch
BeautifulShy
MASB
ShyGuy
Luigi Dude
AJBungle
TOPHATANT123


Final Placement

11 - nickmitch
10 - ShyGuy
9 - Stratos
8 - Order.RSS
7 - AJBungle
6 - Luigi Dude
5 - MASB
4 - Mop it up
3 - BeautifulShy
2 - TOPHATANT123
1 - NWR_insanolord
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2021, 05:00:22 PM »
 A quick reiteration of the rules and how the game is played

There is a list of phrases that will be used throughout the game. These are phrases I feel I’ve heard Jamie Oliver say a few times during his various cooking shows. At the start of each round, the player that would be the last to select for that round will secretly select a phrase from the list. That choice will be kept hidden from the remaining players and sent to me via pm. That selected word will then be the bomb word for that round.

After the bomb word is chosen, the remaining players must all choose an option from the list. Every time an option is chosen, it is removed from the list for that round. No two players can select the same word in the same round. If a player does not choose the bomb word from the list when they make their selection then they are safe for that round and move on to the next. If a player selects the bomb word, they are eliminated from the game and the bomb word is removed from the list for the rest of the game.

If none of the remaining players choose the bomb word then the player who selected it to start the round is forced to choose their own bomb word selection and is eliminated. The game is played until there is only one player still left standing and that player is declared the winner.


Order of players chosen

You may have been wondering what the prep round was about in which you were selecting cookbooks. The winner of that prep round was Order.RSS and his reward for winning it was being able to select the order rotation for the players this game. So, if you don’t win then you can all blame him for placing you in the spot leading to your elimination. Did being able to select the rotation give him an advantage? Well, we’ll have to play this game out to see.


Message reminders

I have already sent a pm to all players alerting them to the fact the game has begun when we did the prep round selection. Now that the game is also “officially” on with round 1, I will most likely send out a pm when it is a players turn to choose through the initial rotation to help everyone get back in the rhythm of checking in for Safe Words. After that, it is up to the players to remember to check in on their own unless they notify me to send them a reminder when it is their turn to choose. For example, ShyGuy has asked me that I send him a message on Discord each time it is his turn to select so that he doesn’t forget. I am absolutely willing to do that. Just send me a message or post such a request in this thread and I will make sure you get the alert you ask for.


Waiting for a selection

A generous time of 2 days (48 hours) is given for a player to select a phrase. If they've requested for me to send them a reminder when it is their turn, a message will be sent to alert them of that fact once it is their turn and 24 hours before their time to choose is up. If a choice has not been made by the end of the total 48 period, the player will be automatically given the bomb word choice and removed from the game. The 48 hours begins from the timestamp of the post I make in this thread asking for their selection in the round.


Game on.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2021, 05:06:32 PM »
I have already contacted TOPHATANT123 who will be making the bomb word selection for Round 1 and have received his choice. This means we can get right into the game.


Order.RSS has given himself the position of being the first to select for Safe Words 18. As such, he can select an option from the following list as I make my Speedy Bread Pudding using leftover breads:


All you lovely people at home
Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
Just clank it up any old way
You know that makes sense
And just whack it up the jacksy
Not trying to be chef-y here
Oh ho ho ho! Yes! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Just drizzle a little olive oil on top
Who loves a curry?
I’m always burning me nuts
They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"

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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2021, 05:09:25 PM »
As an aside, I'll just mention that besides choosing the player rotation for this game, I also presented Order.RSS with a list of 24 phrases that could be used for this game and had him select 11 options to be used for this game. So, what he won from that prep round was.... extra work.  :P
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2021, 05:52:28 PM »
Was it a bad idea to put myself first, instead of last, and getting to pick the Bomb phrase? Sauces are saying "maybe."

But heck, unlike this Oliver fellow I'm Not trying to be chef-y here! Order up!

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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2021, 09:28:18 PM »
I'm not doing anything fancy with my cooking. Just tearing up this bread. So, you're safe.

Perhaps Insanolord has something to say to the viewers as we get these bread ready:


All you lovely people at home
Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
Just clank it up any old way
You know that makes sense
And just whack it up the jacksy
Oh ho ho ho! Yes! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Just drizzle a little olive oil on top
Who loves a curry?
I’m always burning me nuts
They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2021, 09:56:06 PM »
It's my turn? Oh ho ho ho! Yes! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2021, 10:01:08 PM »
Yeah! Now that's proper (and safe) cooking!

Alright. Now as we put the bread in the casserole dish, let's see what Mop it up has to add:


All you lovely people at home
Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
Just clank it up any old way
You know that makes sense
And just whack it up the jacksy
Just drizzle a little olive oil on top
Who loves a curry?
I’m always burning me nuts
They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2021, 10:02:34 PM »
Just clank it up any old way

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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2021, 10:04:51 PM »
Whoa! That was quick! And safe! It's true. It just makes it more homey.

Looks like it is time for Stratos to select so that should give me plenty of time to get this custard ready. I wonder what he'll have to say about that:


All you lovely people at home
Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
You know that makes sense
And just whack it up the jacksy
Just drizzle a little olive oil on top
Who loves a curry?
I’m always burning me nuts
They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2021, 12:15:43 PM »
Stratos is really dropping the ball today. 

Hope everything is well for him.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2021, 01:42:27 PM »
Apologies! Completely missed this notice due to some personal issues I won't get into here.

All you lovely people at home are so gracious!
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2021, 03:24:39 PM »
What a nice and safe thought.

That bring us to nickmitch. What does he say as we add the custard to the bread?

Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
You know that makes sense
And just whack it up the jacksy
Just drizzle a little olive oil on top
Who loves a curry?
I’m always burning me nuts
They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2021, 10:07:13 AM »
Well, we may have an elimination by inactivity for Round 1. I sent nickmitch a pm back on Saturday it was his turn and sent a message yesterday to him on Discord. He has about 5 hours and 17 minutes and if there is no selection by that 48 hour deadline then I'll have to eliminate him.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2021, 04:08:54 PM »
Ok. 48 hours has been reached. nickmitch is eliminated by non-selection. That means Stratos will be choosing the bomb word for Round 2.



Meanwhile, stuck in traffic, nickmitch finally hopped out of the cab he was in and started running towards the studio. "I'm late, I'm late," he cried out, "Jamie needs me at the studio now so that I can just drizzle a little olive oil on top!" He pulled out a bottle of olive oil to show the pedestrians on the sidewalk as he tried yelling and explaining himself so that they would get out of his way and know why he was running so fast or bumping into them. Unfortunately, the bottle slipped from his hand and shattered as it clonked him on his head. That blow disoriented him and he stumbled off the sidewalk and into traffic.



The sudden stopping of the vehicle that hit nickmitch was a surprise to the other drivers who were late to react in order to also stop suddenly.



As bad as all these multiple collisions into nickmitch were, he knew he was done for when he saw the semi hauling gas unable to also stop and hit the other vehicles thus causing a massive explosion.



Having covered himself in olive oil by dropping the bottle on his head, nickmitch was roasted to a golden brown with a perfect sear.

Meanwhile, unable to finish the dish, Jamie Oliver tossed the ruined bread pudding in the bin and moved on to the next recipe.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2021, 04:49:45 PM »
Ok. 48 hours has been reached. nickmitch is eliminated by non-selection. That means Stratos will be choosing the bomb word for Round 2.

What was the bomb word for Round 1?
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2021, 02:09:32 PM »
Dang. Missed it. :(
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2021, 04:07:36 PM »
I may have to kill off Stratos for not being around to choose a bomb word. I also sent him notice on Discord yesterday. It's been 24 hours so far.....

I knew things might be slow with the holiday season but.... yikes! Now I'm wondering if this whole game is even going to work. I didn't think it would be that hard to check in for 5 minutes in a day to see if it was your turn and choose something.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2021, 06:42:54 PM »
I sent it in just now. Apologies, things have been...rough. If they keep up I may just abstain from future games until things settle back down. For some reason I lost the ability to login on mobile so its been a surprising challenge to get down to my PC to get on the site.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 1.
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2021, 07:14:04 PM »
Since I'm clearly the fastest responder, I think I should get to decide all of the bombs words from here on out.

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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 2.
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2021, 09:07:43 PM »
Round 2 is now here!

Another great way to use up leftovers is as toppings on a pizza!! I don't know anyone who doesn't love tucking in to a pizza. So, to begin with, I have BeautifulShy with me. What do you have to say as we get started?


All you lovely people at home
Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
Just clank it up any old way
You know that makes sense
And just whack it up the jacksy
Not trying to be chef-y here
Oh ho ho ho! Yes! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Who loves a curry?
I’m always burning me nuts
They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 2.
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2021, 09:11:08 PM »
Oh I love Pizza. My fave is pineapple, cashews and canadian bacon.

Those flavors make me say Oh ho ho ho!  That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 2.
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2021, 09:30:22 PM »
Right on. Shows just how versatile pizza can be. Now, first things first, we need to start with a crust. Of course, we can make a crust with flour and water and all that. But there are many other ingredients that could be used for a crust and its another way to use up whatever odds and ends you may have about in your kitchen. For instance, tortilla shells!

Help me out on this here MASB:


All you lovely people at home
Squeeze the lemon through your hand to catch any pips
Just clank it up any old way
You know that makes sense
And just whack it up the jacksy
Not trying to be chef-y here
Who loves a curry?
I’m always burning me nuts
They'll be eating it and saying, "Oh! What is that??"
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Round 2.
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2021, 05:14:31 PM »
So gud to be with all you fine people! Boss man Khushrenada says he wants my take on pizza. I'll take some alfedo sauce and sprinkle on a ton of mozzarella cheese. For toppings, I'll have tomato, spinach, taters and crawfish. Hope those tortilla shells can hold the weight!

Down in the bayou, we like to cook our pizza indgridents together. So fill a big skillet with your tomato slices, spinach leaves, potato wedges and crawfish. But I almost foregot the mos' important ingrident of all! Red wine! We need it as a stock to cook all those wonderful toppings in. I suggest one nip of red wine for yourself for every three for the skillet. After all, you're the one standin' over a hot stove. You know that makes sense.