Author Topic: the most confusing thing to happen to me in... ages! (Read 11848 times)

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2003, 12:31:21 PM »

Actually, it was better than I expected, but I still give it a rating of "sucks severely". They try to put stupid, annoying humor in stuff that was already better without it.

If I become a director, I will never pull crap like that.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2003, 12:40:48 PM »

I will never bow down to someone who doesn't like "The Grinch"!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2003, 12:56:20 PM »

The grinch (movie) was pretty good, certainly better than I expected. But the grinch books are

Dr. Seuss is a jenyus. agreed.

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2003, 01:22:39 PM »

A cat broke into my house once too. It stayed in my room for 2 days before I noticed it. (Tells you how clean my room is, and how well used most of it is). I heard growling now and then, but I assumed it was outside my window, and didn't really do anything about it. One day I was going to bed though, and I heard a growl coming from underneath my bed. Now this I could hear perfectly well. I looked under, and there was this huge grey tomcat underneath my bed.

I tried to catch it, but it ran away through a hole in the wall (tells you how good of condition my room was in). The next day I found it there again, and I was determined to get rid of it once and for all. I snuck up on it ninja-style, and grabbed it by the back of the neck. It turned around and scratched the sh!t out of my arm, but I didn't let go. I instead let go of my grip on the back of its neck and instead starting choking the little prick. As the cat struggled for air, I threw it into a nearby box, and sealed it tight. I was intending to take it out back and finish the job, but as I was taking the box out the back door, it got out. I threw a few rocks at it, but it was gone before I could hit it.

That was one horrible little bastard of a cat.

PIAC · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2003, 01:31:19 PM »

so what your saying is... kill the cat... marvelous idea! *gets axe*

actually i cant do that, its a pretty cute cat, and i think its next doors, or atleast someone's in the street... and it hissed at me when i poked it with the end of the axe, so eh... this is why i need a dog :\

Ian Sane · « **Reply #30 on:** October 30, 2003, 01:34:50 PM »

How to tame any cat (aside from "big" cats like tigers of course): tickle the top of their head. I have never met a cat that didn't lie down and start purring after doing this. Then you grab them and throw them outside. It doesn't work on dogs though. The head is too close to the teeth.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2003, 02:14:36 PM »

Download some dog sounds and play them really loudly! The cat will freak out, then explode in typical Power Rangers style. For I'm guessing something this evil is the work of Power Rangers.

"ARRR, A CAT. WE... MUST.. PROTECT THE... EARTH!"
*Does all these odd arm movements*

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2003, 02:40:44 AM »

you would hiss to if you were a cat and someone was poking you with an axe. PIAC you are so mean to that little kitty.

PIAC · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2003, 02:45:26 AM »

i was just trying to get it out from the side of the fridge, its back in my house right now, i saw it sitting ontop of a pile of boxes of books, so i got it some milk, i'm not mean ^_^

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2003, 02:51:53 AM »

Except the milk...IS POISONED!

*calls PETA*

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2003, 02:53:59 AM »

I was only kidding. Why don't you down load some KITTY porn for the little kitty.

The Omen · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2003, 06:42:37 AM »

My cat kicks ass. I found her on the side of the highway eating dirt, took her in, and now she'll kill for me, damn it! Kill for me!!

I suggest you keep the cat. They pretty much take care of themselves, and when you're talking to yourself, they actually make you feel sane. I mean, i heard that about them, i really dont talk to myself...*you've said too much*...i know i have.

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2003, 07:03:44 AM »

I talk to myself all the time. yeah that right. I TALK TO MYSELF. I answer myself to, sometimes in a strange, stupid voice just to amuse myself.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2003, 08:37:46 AM »

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I will never bow down to someone who doesn't like "The Grinch"!

Sorry. . . I liked the book and cartoon, just not the movie too much. If that helps.

Shift Key · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2003, 12:51:21 PM »

My cat hates me. It only comes up to me if its hungry or wants to kill me, stupid cat.
I swear its like the devil incarnate of a cat.

MY CAT KILLS ME! IS THAT COOL OR WHAT?

As for PIAC's cat, call Dial-a-Dog, or if they don't exist try Dial-a-Monkey for some humour.
PRAY FOR MOJO!

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #40 on:** October 31, 2003, 01:27:55 PM »

One of my cats is very prone to attacking people. The other is a spaz and does the complete opposite. They both like me a whole lot, though. Animals tend to, for some reason.

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #41 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:04:38 AM »

Did someone mention the Cat-in8er?

I am more of a dog person, though i like the slinkiness of cats. Imagine a slinky, self-grooming (not lickin the balls mind you

) dog that can climb trees, fences, and stuff!

PIAC · « **Reply #42 on:** November 01, 2003, 04:09:11 AM »

i would call it cat-dog and sell it to nikelodian and make $42! and use that to buy pie and donuts, wish i had thought of it first

screeming edit of doom: oh yeah, i forgot to metion, the cat is back home with its family ^_^, i have deducted that the cat wasn't actually breaking in at all, it must have come in via the back door one day and then not left before i had shut it, the poor thing was trapped in here for 3 days, but it survived, and is now happy again

as they say in latin si finis bonus est, totum bonum erit

nolimit19 · « **Reply #43 on:** November 01, 2003, 05:18:45 AM »

so there was a strange cat in your house for 3 days and you didnt notice? where did it crap and pee...and what did it eat....cats are evil simple as that. it must have been a demonic cat that doesnt need to eat or go to the bathroom.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #44 on:** November 01, 2003, 12:28:11 PM »

So they're all evil, but only excretory-free ones are demonic?

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Author Topic: the most confusing thing to happen to me in... ages! (Read 11848 times)