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Offline PIAC

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the most confusing thing to happen to me in... ages!
« on: October 30, 2003, 12:21:49 AM »
ooohkay, so there i was, sitting at my computer, and suddenly *gasp* i heard a bell, like one you would find on a cats coller, i didn't think anything of it, untill i heard it again later, i figured ohwell, probably a cat outside, and i went back to my hilariously insane MSN'D conversation. later that night i travelled up the stairs to fetch my loverly watermellon quater i had in the upstairs fridge, and then i see, sitting at the top of the stairs,... a cat
thats right, a cat had broken into my house and was sitting on my stairs, my initial reaction was this, o_O there is a cat... in my house..., i sort of walked away, then came back, and sure enough, i wasn't high, a cat was on my stairs, i  went to chase it or pick it up or something, and it bolted under the couch, i went o_O then i chased it outside, end of story, OR IS IT

i went to bed, figuring thats quite odd, a cat broke in, ohwell bed time for me, i wake up AND THE CAT HAD COME BACK! at this stage i was thinking wtf... why does it want to be in MY house so bad... so i chased it out again. anyway, the most frustraiting thing is, it came back in, JUST NOW! what is it's obsession with my house :S i tried to chase it outside, but instead it mashed it's self into the corner next to the fridge, where it proceded to... sit there and ignore me, i threw watermelon at it, no responce, i poked it with an axe, all it did was hiss at me... so finally i have broken down and put down a bowl of milk that damn cat, now i cant goto sleep for fear of me waking up to find a cat on my bed

so yes, thats my harrowing story of cat burglary.

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RE: the most confusing thing to happen to me in... ages!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2003, 01:09:22 AM »
You got cats.

1. Just kill it.
2. Befriend it then kill it.
3. Call termin9 and ask him to kill it. Make sure to promise him the corpse!

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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2003, 01:31:10 AM »
Termin9?  Cropse?  I have 3 cats....
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2003, 02:24:27 AM »
I like cats...especially siamese...
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2003, 02:33:18 AM »
maybe your parents got a cat.  won't they be mad to find out you have been torturing it?  We have 7 cats in our house.  That's right 7.  Cats are nice, dogs are nice too, we have 4 dogs.  

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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2003, 02:36:12 AM »


A hilarious typo?  Or something more sinister?

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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2003, 03:08:48 AM »
I vote for SINISTER!
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2003, 04:01:57 AM »
same thing happened to me, only instead of a cat, it was thing one and thing two.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2003, 04:20:56 AM »
Care to divulge what Thing 1 and Thing 2 were?  Or do you not know? O_O
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2003, 04:23:08 AM »
Was Piac's cat wearing a hat?
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2003, 09:34:20 AM »
Was it a black cat?  'Tis the season....
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2003, 09:40:28 AM »
weird, man. catz......weirds.....yeah.......in your house......in.....weird......trash.....monkey.

WEIRD'D

I'm not a big fan of cats. I'd scream like a little girl if I found a stranger cat at the top of MY stairs.  I'd think it was satan or something.
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2003, 09:53:53 AM »
"now i cant goto sleep for fear of me waking up to find a cat on my bed"

OH NO!  Not a cat!  It might purr and stuff!

Are you allergic to cats because it seems like a pretty harmless creature to be awake at night worrying about.

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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2003, 09:57:11 AM »
Are you kidding?  Cat's are the essence of EVIL!  They hiss and scratch and they have sharp teeth and they kill mice and birds and they eat FACES!  (not to mention the scratch up the nice sofa :\)
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2003, 10:08:26 AM »
Then you must not know the right cats...All the ones I know are cute, cuddly, scratch on scratching posts, purr, etc, etc...
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2003, 10:30:52 AM »
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Care to divulge what Thing 1 and Thing 2 were?  Or do you not know? O_O

man...didn't your mom ever read you the cat in the hat when you were a little kid?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2003, 11:03:20 AM »
Of course I used to read Dr. Seuss, but it's been so long!
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2003, 11:06:22 AM »
Kittens are about the cutest things alive IMO.  They're so small and cute and adorable and fuzzy and....hooray for kittens!

I just don't really like cats for some reason.  I wish kittens would never grow up.

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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2003, 11:42:45 AM »
This happened to me too! Some cat broke in to my house and started eating my cat's food. My cat is ultra-paranoid of other cats, and after that little incident she went insane...starting chasing imaginary things and such...

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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2003, 11:52:06 AM »
Or maybe she was just chasing something you couldn't see...

My dogs sometimes stare outside my window, and occasionally growl...As if they see something out there that I can't...It's really creepy...  
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2003, 11:53:05 AM »
Thing 1 and Thing 2!  Dr. Seuss is one of the coolest people to ever live. . .

. . . though cat in the hat was never my favorite book.  I preferred the Lorax, Oh the Places You'll Go, etc.
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« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2003, 11:59:23 AM »
I love "There's a Wasket in my Basket" (i think that's the name....).  Best book in the world.

I don't like the cat and the hat either, and the new movie coming out about it creeps me out.  the cat is scarier than real cats!
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2003, 12:02:15 PM »
Dr. Seuss books being real like that pisses me off.  The Grinch really sucked, and I suspect this will, too.
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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2003, 12:05:10 PM »
*shakes head*

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« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2003, 12:21:54 PM »
the grinch in the grinch movie scares me...and i saw the cat in the a preview thingy.....the cat in the hat is scary NIGHTMAR'D!!!!