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Offline The Omen

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Xbox is tight, Yo
« on: October 21, 2003, 11:48:15 AM »
Here's one: Puff 'P Diddy' Combs is now a celebrity spokesmen for Xbox.  Read this statement, and you'll swear they're talking about the savior:  

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P.Diddy was the perfect fit as our first celebrity voice because he embodies the same spirit as xbox". said xbox's director of brand marketing. Don Hall. 'He's multi faceted, has made a significant social impact, and pulls millions of people together in a positive way with his powerhouse talents"


LoL.  Now Nintendo should go out and get the real talent, The Beastie Boys.  They've said they liked Nintendo before, go get them.
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RE:Xbox is tight, Yo
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2003, 12:33:53 PM »
Uh oh, I'm going to have to go get an Xbox now that P. Diddy is sponsoring it.

Actually, he should sponsor Gamecube, and they could dress him up in a Diddy Kony outfit
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2003, 01:30:56 PM »
This actually causes me to dislike Xbox.  I was kind of indifferent before, taking only occasional shots , but now, blec!
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2003, 01:44:59 PM »
I think it is a sign of weakness to have to resort to celebrity prowess...
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RE: Xbox is tight, Yo
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2003, 03:44:31 PM »
In that case, nintendo is pretty desperate with those celebrity bashes.
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2003, 03:46:26 PM »
I didn't say that it was a sign of desperation...just that it's kind of sad to see companies(like Pepsi) resorting to star power to sell their products...(which Ninty hasn't done, at least from what I've seen...
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RE: Xbox is tight, Yo
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2003, 03:47:39 PM »
THANK GOD.  I thought The Omen had gone all lame on us from the thread title, and I was dreading coming in here and bashing him.

You make me proud Omen.  
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RE: Xbox is tight, Yo
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2003, 03:59:55 PM »
WOW! If they've got some no talent mainstream loser like P. Diddy, then it must be good! Dag, yo! QUICK, WHERE'S MY MONEY HAT? FAMOUS PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD SPEND MY MONEY ON!

*Buys 75 Xbox's yet doesn't know what a video game is*
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2003, 04:02:39 PM »
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THANK GOD. I thought The Omen had gone all lame on us from the thread title, and I was dreading coming in here and bashing him.

You make me proud Omen.


Lol.   I purposely mislead people.  Lest anyone think i have changed my allegiance, i shall live and die with my people!
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Offline KnowsNothing

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RE: Xbox is tight, Yo
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2003, 04:08:11 PM »
P. Diddy who?
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2003, 06:35:58 PM »
I thought The Rock was Xbox's celebrity spokesman.
Oh well. Times change.
Nintendo should use Christina Arguilera's hot ass bod to market GC2. Sex sells, so why not succumb to the power!
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2003, 06:42:12 PM »
Uhhhh...I don't like that idea one bit...getting stomach ulcer...

*pukes on Termin's shoes*
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RE:Xbox is tight, Yo
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2003, 07:04:13 PM »
Who was promoting the hell out of Dreamcast back in its hayday? Fred Durst, was it?
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2003, 08:10:19 PM »
And who would've thought at that time that Durst would outlast Sega?  Frightening times indeed...
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2003, 09:26:21 PM »
Nintendo should use Hilary Duff.

Or Will Smith!
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2003, 09:53:03 PM »
no way, go with the beastie boys, i like their music AND they are in futurama, double win right there!
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2003, 10:29:04 PM »
I agree, P.Diddy is exactly like the XBox:
No quality, no content, a clone of others but strangely popular.
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RE: Xbox is tight, Yo
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2003, 10:53:14 PM »
50 cent is more like xbox than P Diddy.
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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2003, 03:15:22 AM »
I didn't know that Puff Daddy was P. Diddy until about 3 months ago. I suppose I'm not like everyone else in my generation!
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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2003, 06:43:54 AM »
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50 cent is more like xbox than P Diddy.


Actually, 50 cent is like Xbox fanboys, and Puff, like KDR said, is the system.

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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2003, 06:59:01 AM »
Okay, now that we know that the PS2 is in reality a PC and the XBox shares a lot with a rap star, doesn't that make us feel a lot better about having chosen the GC?
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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2003, 07:04:36 AM »
I certainly feel pure.
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RE:Xbox is tight, Yo
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2003, 12:24:27 PM »
Nintendo should get some random bum off the street to be their "celebrity" image. . . it'd give a hobo money, and it'd be hilarious.
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2003, 12:26:59 PM »
yeee-haaaw!  Great idea HC, maybe they'll pick ME!
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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2003, 12:34:01 PM »
Nintendo's most likely to get someone like Frankie Munez
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