Zap is just upset because he isn't funny, ranty or memorable enough to even get a nod in the awards :p .
Ranty? You're right but the only reason I'm not ranty is because I am so fuming mad I can't even think of something to say. The Nintendo World Report forum awards are the most self-absorbed, superficial thing I've seen since the last time Nintendo World Report displayed post counts, or the last time the Rat posted about how it's been a long time since the last time he's posted, or the last time Uncle Bob exposed himself for the world, or the last time they babblecasted about whatever the heck video game they're playing at the moment. Time and time again, Nintendo World Report forums has proven itself to be a gaggle of self-promoting yuppies. Have you ever heard the aphorism "Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics..."? Well winning a forum award is like winning at Mavis Beacon, even a monkey could eventually do it; and by looking at some Funhouse threads, it seems like
Planet of the Apes isn't that far off. Seriously a forum award? It didn't use to be this way. Nintendo World Report forums was once a small community of monks toiling away in anonymity, without sigs or forum 'titles', or other frills of modern foruming. Instead it was a bit like another classic movie
2001: full of long, zen-like moments of silence, punctuated by brilliant social commentary about where we are, where we're going, etc but without the fancy special effects of today. Instead we've become a Lucas/
Star Wars vision of the future, with evil around every asteroid field (nongamers), lots of action and running around from planet to planet, and backstabbing each other (Mafia), the dark post-modern overtones of the emperor (mods), gray/black color palettes (HD), etc. Now I'm not saying the awards are a bad idea per se, or that I don't enjoy the action/adventure aspect of the post-modern Star Wars films and their emphasis on working together to defeat evil, it just seems like a way to legitimize long-winded posters without taking into account the other many factors involved in well-informed, text-based, video game-related discourse.