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Mario, Luigi, and Kathy Griffin Want Your Jokes
« on: October 16, 2003, 06:39:22 AM »
Nintendo is holding a knock-knock joke contest, leading up to the release of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.

MARIO AND LUIGI HIRE COMEDIAN KATHY GRIFFIN TO HELP FIND THE FUNNIEST JOKE


Nintendo Prizes Await the Winner of the Best Knock-Knock Joke Contest


REDMOND, Wash., Oct. 16, 2003 – Having rescued the princess for years and mastered his plumbing skills in the Mushroom Kingdom, longtime hero and defender Mario™ announces his latest quest: a search for the funniest knock-knock joke. Mario and his comical brother, Luigi, who co-stars in the new game Mario & Luigi™: Superstar Saga for the Game Boy® Advance, have hired comedienne Kathy Griffin to help them in this mission.


"Everything that Luigi does makes me laugh; I'm surprised we ever complete a level," says Mario. "With Kathy Griffin as our judge, we'll depend on her to keep us in line while she determines a winner."


The contest runs now through Nov. 16; contestants can submit jokes online at www.gameboy.com/marioandluigi. Each week, a finalist will be chosen from the week's entries. On Nov. 17, Griffin will select a grand prize winner from among those finalists.


"I know Nintendo will receive thousands of entries, so I hope Mario and Luigi will help me sort through these," Griffin said. "I'll be a tough knock-knock judge so make entries original, because I won't hesitate to throw those who write bad jokes into knock-knock jail."


Mario chose a knock-knock joke contest because the brothers' back-and-forth patter reflects the kind of slapstick humor that gamers will find in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. For the first time, players control both Mario and Luigi simultaneously in this hilarious, action-filled role-playing game.


"An evil witch steals Princess Peach's voice and replaces it with explosives, of all things," says Mario. "Luigi and I work together to recover her stolen voice. Even bad-boy Bowser helps us – probably so he can kidnap her later."


Players can control Mario and Luigi separately or team them up for superhero-style combination moves. The involved storyline, puzzle-solving challenges and points system common to classic role-playing games combine with the jumping challenges and action battles of more traditional Mario games. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga is Rated E for Everyone, and will be released Nov. 17 at an MSRP of $34.99.


The grand prize winner of the knock-knock joke contest will receive a Game Boy® Advance SP, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga game, Nintendo GameCube™ system and more. For official rules and prizes, go to www.gameboy.com/marioandluigi.

Daniel Bloodworth
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RE: Mario, Luigi, and Kathy Griffin Want Your Jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2003, 10:05:49 AM »
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo-hoo?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

^------ winning joke, right there.
kka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wa

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RE:Mario, Luigi, and Kathy Griffin Want Your Jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2003, 10:50:34 AM »
Jimmy: H-h-h-hello e-every---every--- everyone! What a g-g-gr-great audience.
Cartman: Whatever.
Jimmy: Knock-knock.
Cartman: (sigh) Who's there?
Jimmy: Interrupting cow.
Cartman: (groan) Interrupting cow w--
Jimmy: MOOOOOO!!!!!

RE: Mario, Luigi, and Kathy Griffin Want Your Jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2003, 01:18:07 PM »
I bet they will get a lot of:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tiny
Tiny who?
Tiny ****ed a stump!
AAAHAHHAHAH!
AHAHAHHHAAH!