Topic: Today is Mike Haggar's birthday

[S-U-P-E-R]

If you've been paying attention to game manuals and nerdy things, you'd notice today is Mike Haggar's Birthday.

Also, I heard that fictional governor Jesse Ventura is actually based on real-life Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar.

Mike Haggar punches barrels! Maybe he'll find a birthday cake under one! Or a hat!

Maybe they'll un-cancel or go right-to-console with Capcom Fighting All Stars. It was supposed to take place right in Metro City.

There's an episode of the old Street Fighter animated series based on Final Fight, I'd sure like to get it - I got the first season on DVD, and it's in the second...

Have you guys seen this? : http://seanbaby.com/readers/slugger1.htm

[KnowsNothing]

erm...let's all celebrate!

*does chicken dance*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[ThePerm]

ahahah i was gonna type the same thing.... do do do do dodo do do do dodododod o cluc cluc cluc cluc

[Infernal Monkey]

I never got a manual when I got Final Fight, because I'm hardcore and got it for $5 in 1997 at a garage sale. I was like, "$10 kid? Pfft, I'll give you FIVE"

And he was totally like, "I like turnips"
Then I nodded my head and backstepped a bit, next thing I knew, I was home. Around four hours later, I returned and went "Hey kid, this game totally doesn't work". And he was totally like, "Dude, that's a sandwhich toaster you're trying to play it on"

And I was totally like "AWWW, MAN-WOMAN BOTH GENDER COMPLAINT GOES HERE"

The meaning of this story? Happy Birthday Garfiel* uh.. Mayor Hagger. You know when he picks someone up and like, shatters his spine while piledriving them into the pavement? He makes a hilarious noise "GOO-BLAH". True story.

TOTALLY.

[oohhboy]

Any excuse to party I guess. So..

PARTY! *Cues party music*

[Infernal Monkey]

I got your party music right here! *Pulls out 'Hits for Kids 4'*

*Wakes up several hours later on the side walk with two broken legs*

[S-U-P-E-R]

Today is now boxer goon Balrog's birthday.

[KnowsNothing]

My birthday is in January!  Let's celebrate!

[Hostile Creation]

**wakes up next to Infernal with three broken legs**
*raising an empty bottle*
Three cheers to that dude.  Hip hip, hooray.  Etc, etc.