Topic: Safe Words 13: The Donkey Kong Country Celebration. Game Over!

[Khushrenada]

They better. They take long enough to fact check and write up.... 

[Order.RSS]

Haha wow yeah and they're super detailed too, the NBA commentators have nothing on you when it comes to stats! 

[Khushrenada]

Let's face it, the only reason anyone plays Safe Words is for the stats. If it was for fun then I think it would be a lot faster moving.

Well, the bomb word has been chosen and I'm going to say it is a diabolical choice even though that means nothing but it might cause players to second guess themselves thinking that.

It is now time for Round 5 to begin. Onwards to Kremcroc Industries as we continue our Kong-Quest of DK Island.

[Khushrenada]

First to select this round is Donkario Kong aka Lucario. Which of these bewitching vixens will he select?

Pauline



Candy Kong



Banana Fairy Queen



Kalypso



Nuts. I should have chosen a different character who was also a Smash trophy to have kept that theme unified but I really didn't want to see anymore Tiny Kong pictures this game.

[Wah]

Got to go with that hot thicc hairy wait..... ehhhhh, anyways Candy Kong

[Khushrenada]

She may have gone from bathing suit beauty to.... trailer trash(?) but Candy Kong is still a save point and Donkario Kong is safe!



He moves on to the next round as his quest for a third Safe Words win continues. Next up is the lone non-Kong still in it. Can Mr. ShyGuy successfully survive the pressure under a coconut gun? The remaining choices still in play are:

Pauline
Banana Fairy Queen
Kalypso

Please make your decision!

[ShyGuy]

eeeeeerrrrgh. Kalypso

What a selection. I guess I will go with the "sexy" alligator. That's just...

[Stratos]

Sexy Kremlings are a core pillar of the summer of Donkey-ness.

[Khushrenada]

ShyGuy, my boy, don't you know? You have the perfect voice to sing Calypso.

Sooooo, you're into crocs, are ya? Well, now everyone knows what kind of furry ShyGuy is into on these forums. But you and your waifu Kalypso are safe so have fun together.

This means we are at the end of Round 5. DonkNick Kong is the last to select. If he gets it right, he can end Donkosaurus Kong's unbeaten streak. If he gets it wrong, he's eliminated and ShyGuy controls the bomb word for the next round. His choice comes down to:

Pauline
or
Banana Fairy Queen

Hey! That kind of rhymes. What's it going to be?

[nickmitch]

Banana Fairy Queen.

[Khushrenada]

On close inspection, it turns out that the Banana Fairy Queen is safe. No bomb word detected. DonkNick Kong is moving on! Pics or it didn't happen.





Oh, I see. Well I guess it happened then.

[Khushrenada]

This means Donkosaurus Kong is stuck with Pauline, his own choice for the bomb word.




But can you really blame Donkosaurus Kong for his choice? I mean, she's definitely the hawtest of the group.




Aw yeah. But many a Kong has been hurt falling for that she-devil's charms....




And so ends Donkosaurus Kong's unbeaten streak of terror over the Safe Words community. Once again, a back-to-back win has proven too elusive for you Safe Words players.

[Khushrenada]

But what would a Donkey Kong Country game be without bonus levels? Donkey Kong Country Returns and DKCR: Tropical Freeze. Let's see which of our remaining contests can succeed in the bonus levels to get the needed doo-dads to reach the hidden Final Round!



DonkNick Kong gets to decide the bomb word this round and he'll be choosing from this great selection:

Find the exit!
Destroy them all!
Beaver bother!

Looks like a lotta fun!

[Khushrenada]

The bomb word is chosen and Round 6 is now on! Welcome to Chimp Caverns!



The first person to select this round is Donkario Kong. He can select from the following choices:

Find The Exit!



Destroy Them All!



Beaver Bother!

[Order.RSS]

Awwww was banking on the incumbency bonus, surely the current New Donk Mayor would scrape at least a SINGLE VOTE?!?!

[Wah]

lets do the most abstract, Beaver Bother plz

[Khushrenada]

Beaver Bother? I think that is everyone's favorite bonus game. Can't believe Nintendo never commissioned a whole game to be built around that concept. Clearly DK64 is blessed to be the only game to have it. And that blessing means Donkario Kong is safe! We have our first Finalist of the game!

Who will be joining him, ShyGuy or Donk-Nick Kong? ShyGuy is the player next in the hotseat. If he gets this right, he is on to the Finals and will control the bomb word. If he gets it wrong then it is Donk-Nick Kong versus Donkario and Donkario will be choosing the bomb word.

It all comes down to this selection for ShyGuy:

Find The Exit!
Destroy Them All!

Which will it be?

[Khushrenada]

And now, an inspirational message for our remaining Safe Words players:

[ShyGuy]

Oh man.

[ShyGuy]

I am going to go with....



Find the Exit

I think 'Destroy Them All' was a trap set for me, because of my ape blood lust. BUT I am smarter than a dumb monkey!

[oohhboy]

I am going to go with....



Find the Exit

I think 'Destroy Them All' was a trap set for me, because of my ape blood lust. BUT I am smarter than a dumb monkey!

boourns

[Khushrenada]

Who's going on to the Final Round? That's right, ShyGuy.......












































....YOU ARE! BECAUSE FIND THE EXIT IS SAFE!!!!

[Khushrenada]

This means Donk-Nick Kong is stuck with Destroy Them All which is the very bomb word he chose! That's rather ironic considering he failed to destroy all his competition. You brought this on yourself...




Oh, the chimpanity! His competitors are just taking it to him!



I don't think he's going to make it!



BAH GAWD, THAT'S YOSHI'S MUSIC PLAYING!!!



So long, Dink-Nick Kong. Rest in peace. And thus we return to the trope of no explosions for Nickmitch. I love that unspoken rule.

[Khushrenada]

The Final Round is here! Time to celebrate!



And folks, are we blessed with an epic Final Round match-up this game! So much intrigue! It's Donkario Kong vs ShyGuy. The person responsible for starting the Donkey Kong avatar and forum craze vs the one person who most resisted joining the Kong Kollective and has been working to stop it. Donkario Kong is trying to win his third Safe Word game to be the game's all-time winner while ShyGuy is looking for his second win to pad his claim as greatest Safe Words player to go along with his all-time point lead! Donkario was first out last game. Will he complete the comeback from worst to first? Steefosaurus was the winner of Safe Words 12 and he went out at 4th. Nickmitch was the winner of Safe Words 11 and he went out at 3rd. Lucario was the winner of Safe Words 10. Is he the next to go? At the same time, Steefosaurus and Nickmitch both controlled the bomb word and both fell to their own choice in the last two rounds. Now ShyGuy controls the bomb word. Will he be cursed as well? Can Donkario keep making the Safe Word picks needed for victory?

And we haven't even got to my favorite part, the final round choice of Safe Words. It's the reason why I decided to go with a new selection of choices each round. I sure hope this was worth it. The final choice comes down to this:

Rare or Retro? One of the greatest Nintendo fan divides and it is up to our finalists to hopefully pick the winning side of this debate.

As mentioned, ShyGuy selects the bomb word this round so we await his choice before we can officially begin it. What company will it be?

[Khushrenada]

The bomb word has been chosen! The Final Round is.. finally here!



Bigger than the duel of K. Rool, it's the Shyguy Showdown. ShyGuy has made his choice and all that is left this game is for Donkario Kong to now make his. Can Donkario successfully pull it for a 3rd time? His choice:

Rare
or
Retro

Which company will it be?