Terrorists have somehow done the impossible and captured me along with Insanolord, Unclebob and you. UncleBob, Insanolord and myself have each been strapped into their own electric chair that would instantly kill us if turned on. You've been given a remote with 3 buttons on it. The buttons are labeled Khushrenada, Insanolord and Unclebob. You are instructed to press one of the buttons. Doing so will activate the electric chair of the person who's name is on the button you press. You have 10 minutes to press a button and kill one of the three. If you don't, the terrorists will kill you and all 3 as well as detonate a nuke and destroy a major city killing millions. If you try and kill yourself, all 3 die and the nuke goes off. If you try to kill all 3 then your a terrible person and the nuke will also go off. As long as you kill one then the terrorists will give up having proven some point about psychological warfare. Which person do you select?
This is like The Box crossed with the Dark Knight. If It was my choice I'd probably let the millions die. I don't know who they fucking are. They're all going to die eventually. What difference does it make if it's now or 100 years from now? But I obviously want to live because I'm selfish. But since you snuck in my room behind my door pretending to be a ninja and also presented this scenario then it has to be you.
unless, I suspect if I kill one of you it actually kills me. Then in that case I'd pick all three because there's no real moral choice. I wouldn't be a terrible person either because I didn't set the situation up.
My uncle Bob not to be confused with Unclebob asked me the other day if my mom planned on selling the car should I get the cheap battery that might go out in a year or get a newer battery while more expensive will probably last two years. My response to him was "I don't care, it's my moms money, which one would you get?"
So, the other question is. Can I see you or talk to you? Because if that's the case I'll have you guys volunteer. If you guys can't solve the problem in 2 minutes I'll have you vote. If you can't vote in 6 minutes then a quick rock paper scissors tournament. That's how a gym teacher would solve it anyhow.
Also, if I have a coin of some sort then the coin decides.