Greetings fellow users, and welcome to a game of my own design! Well, unless your name is Khushrenada. Then you'd better scroll your little bar all the way down to the bottom of this post and past all my warning signs! Yes, I know you've all been wondering: now that Evan_B has been banned, when will he start bringing out the hard-hitting thread titles and golden content that befits such a rapscallion of such status? Well, I suppose it would be right now. See, I've been stewing an idea for a low-committal, chance-based, absolute bullshit forum game of my own ever since my eyes first rested upon my glorious loss in the latest Safe Words! I too want to get in on some of that action, so I'll be starting my own series called:
"If [Insert User] reads the first post of this thread, he loses!"
Whew! I have been waiting with bated breath to announce that one. So what are the rules of this game? Well, the first post of the thread will contain a conversation topic of the thread starter's choice, and obviously, the person in the thread title can't read it! But everyone else can, and its their goal to continuously post about that topic and create a conversation among themselves, giving subtle hints, while the person in the thread title attempts to guess just what the subject of that first post actually was! That's right, you might think its a game about trying to screw over Khushrenada, but if you all post and play poorly, you'll be screwing over yourselves! It's the entirety of NWR versus the user in the title, and we'll see how long- or how dumb- that user is as they attempt to figure out the subject of the thread!
If Khushrenada is still reading this post, it's okay buddy, I'm putting up the "SPOILER" warnings now, so you'll still have a chance to win the game! Everybody ready?
IF YOUR NAME IS KHUSHRENADA, THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!
IF YOUR NAME IS KHUSHRENADA, THIS IS YOUR SECOND WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!
IF YOUR NAME IS KHUSHRENADA, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!
The subject of this thread will be how Khushrenada has already lost by reading the rules of the game. Let this be a warning to all of those that play in the future: you can't read ANY of the first post! Duh.
IF YOUR NAME IS KHUSHRENADA, THIS IS A REMINDER: SPOILERS ABOVE!
IF YOUR NAME IS KHUSHRENADA, THIS IS A GENTLE NUDGING: SPOILERS ABOVE!
Okay, that's enough of that nonsense.
Good luck, and may the best user win!