Topic: You're bodies weren't ready! Khushrenada Week is over.

[Khushrenada]

NWR's greatest catastrophe celebration is set to begin.

I hereby designate this period

Khushrenada Week!

Yes, it's official! There will be a Khushrenada Week here on NWR.

Been feeling that these forums are little slow lately? That they've been a bit boring? Well, like a defibrillator to the heart, for one week, Khushrenada's going to shock this forum to life and give it a pulse. So get the kids, get your spouse, apologize to your spouse for exposing your kids to Khushrenada and promise to pay for their therapy bills and then get your sisters and brothers and nephews and nieces and aunts and uncles and moms and dads and grandmas and grandpas (especially your grandmas, ha-cha-cha!) and most importantly bring yourself and lose yourself in the madness forum shenanigans Terrible Funhouse Threads to come!


See you there!


UPDATE:

Itinerary

Monday Jan. 30, 2017 - The Khushrenada Offensive

- A simple beginning. I shall just be posting a lot throughout the forum today in order to shake off the dust from being relatively quite. Make my presence known and hopefully stimulate some discussion or other fun posts.

Tuesday Jan. 31, 2017 - The Khushrenada Bump

- Are there some old threads you'd like to resurrect? Maybe something you'd like to post but you know the post is kind of insubstantial and don't want to get in trouble for bumping an old thread? Well, now you can. It's thread bumping immunity day. For one day only, if there is a thread you want to bump up, no matter how old or what the reason, now you can! Only forums off limits are TalkBack and Podcast Discussion. Plan accordingly.

UPDATE: Khushrenada Bump Immunity has been extended for the rest of the week!

Wednesday and Thursday Feb. 1 and 2, 2017 - The Nintendo NWR Switch Event

- Nintendo did their thing. Now Khushrenada will do his.

Friday and Saturday Feb. 3 and 4, 2017 - The Khushrenada Virus

- Say the cursed word and you will be infected by the Khushrenada Virus. Say the magic word and you can be cured to your normal self!

Saturday Feb. 4, 2017 - Khushrenada VS The World

- Here's your chance to try to beat Khushrenada at his owned games. I'll be available to meet up and play any users online from 7PM EST/ 4PM PST - 2AM EST / 11 PM PST on various 3DS and Wii U titles. Check for the thread in Matchmaking posted that day for more details.

Sunday Feb. 5, 2017 - The Khushrenada Quiz

- Finally, to wrap up the week, I will meet the press and answer your questions or take any abuse you want to throw my way for the week. I'll create a thread for you to ask me whatever you want and I'll post my answers in it. The Superbowl wishes it could offer something even half this entertaining during it's airtime. 

[pokepal148]

Hey insanolord, do you mind giving me a seven day ban starting on the 23rd?

[NWR_insanolord]

Or I could just shut the forums down entirely for "maintenance".

[Khushrenada]

Hey insanolord, do you mind giving me a seven day ban starting on the 23rd?

Quit trying to ruin my opening ceremonies! You know that is how I want this event to begin!

Or I could just shut the forums down entirely for "maintenance".

Someone's still upset about how we celebrated Insanolord week.

[ShyGuy]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

[pokepal148]

I'm thinking we should just ban Khushrenada for that week, after all, you never truly appreciate something until it's gone.

[Khushrenada]

Unfortunately, I've had to delay Khushrenada week and move it to next week. Not what I wanted but my schedule changed suddenly the past couple days.

In the meantime, I've decided to make this Mafia week instead as a placeholder. It's time to finally fulfill my duty by organizing that forum and updating the Hall of Fame threads. As well, I've put up sign-ups for the next game to keep the Mafia train rolling. Stay tuned to the Mafia Forum for more updates.

[Evan_B]

We're experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...

[Khushrenada]

It's true. Right now, where I live, there's a power outage occurring. I've made the right call. Just checking in on the forums briefly to make sure there's no spambot to ban.

[Evan_B]

I, too, am checking to see if spambots must be banned.

[Khushrenada]

What a coincidence..... (looks around with shifty eyes)

[King of Twitch]

I was thinking of starting an Insult Erdogan Week, but I'll wait until this is over! yay fun!

[Silenced]

Perhaps this is when Khush goes full Mariah Carey and his career self-destructs?

[Khushrenada]

Like Icarus, I plan to fly too close to sun and burn! But what a glorious blaze it will be! Like a shooting star across the sky.

[Khushrenada]

Original Post updated with this week's schedule. Still saving a couple of surprises.

This is the week Insanolord realizes he made a terrible decision in making Khushrenada a mod!

If you have any ideas of how we can further desecrate the forums during this week, feel free to let me know about it here.

[Fatty The Hutt]

Ooooh, this gonna be good!

https://youtu.be/iICHJIRsjtE

sorry I'm bad at youtube embeds. I can never see them on the browser I use anyway

[Khushrenada]

And now we move on to the Tuesday event: The Khushrenada Bump.

As Forum Pope, I forgive your sins of making posts to bump old threads across these forums except in Talkback or Podcast Discussion.



Use this forgiveness wisely. Unfortunately for pokepal148, it isn't Tuesday yet along the Pacific Coast timezone. Therefore, he has been banned for bumping old threads. Please use his example as a cautionary tale.

EDIT: Since I'm not sure people were ready for this, I'm willing to extend Bump Forgiveness to all of Khushrenada Week. So, you get a few extra day's grace, you lucky sons-o-guns.

[Khushrenada]

Why is no one ever around when I ban Pokepal148? Everytime I do it, I check to see which users are online to notice and there's never anyone around. Then I get bored for 10 minutes and decide to let him back for one last chance and that's when everyone shows up! You people need to be on these forums 24/7 to see the madness I'm laying down here!

[nickmitch]

You gotta reschedule these Pokepal bans.  He's making you look bad.

[Mop it up]

Ah dang, I thought I missed it.

[pokepal148]

Only forums off limits are TalkBack and Podcast Discussion. Plan accordingly.

I did.

[Khushrenada]

March Madness is part of Talkback. I deleted the bump as I think that is all the action that needs to be taken there. I'm not going to get into semantics about it but Talkback includes March Madness so it's off limits. (Although it does call attention to the fact that board is still left open.) Feel free to keep bumping elsewhere.

[Shaymin]

Shouldn't be a problem anymore, btw.

[Khushrenada]

Merry Switchmas.

[NWR_insanolord]

There's even a perfectly relevant NewsRadio for this, but it's Matthew and Mr. James instead of Dave and Bill.