(The door suddenly swings open slamming into Zechs and then squeezes him against the wall. A dapper looking gentlemen enters holding a vacuum cleaner. He begins talking from the moment the door opens and walks to the middle of the living room to join those standing there already.)
(STARRING PRO-KHUSHRENADA AS DAVID DODGE)
Well, good sir, I won't hold you in suspense. Why, I'll even get the door to let myself in. Ah, what a lovely bunch of people you all are. My, it's so nice to see so many of you taking the time to enjoy a little fresh air and wilderness. I must admit, I love being able to journey around through here and breathe it in myself. Unfortunately, there is a downside to all this scenic nature, if you can believe it! Yes, my good friends, I'm talking about that eternal struggle we all face against leaving Mother Nature behind when we enter our homes. Dust! Dirt! Soil! When we walk along a beautiful trail, we don't plan to take it back with us but darned if some of those rocks and gravel don't get trapped in our soles and find their way onto one's floors when we re-enter our homes. Now that refreshing daily constitutional has turned into back-breaking labour as one must sweep, mop, scrub and wipe the floor to remove that unwanted filth. I'm sure the young missus here appreciates exactly what I'm saying! (David winks at Trixie.)
But, my friends, take heart! You need no longer be dreading the after effects of a trip into the great outdoors because I, David Dodge, am here to bring you the solution to this Gordian knot. You see, I represent the Little Giant Vacuum Cleaner Company from Walla Walla, Washington and I have with me one of the greatest marvels of the scientific age that we know find ourselves living in. I'm talking, of course, about the Big Suck 2000 which is not to be confused with the Big Suck 1000 which was last year's model and the previous watershed mark of human endeavor. Yes sir, it a testament to the human spirit that despite the engineering success we have already achieved in creating one of the most powerful, durable, and desirable machines to aid in our existence, we, as a people, still strove to reach that ever-so slightly more powerful edge, that razor-thin extra level of durability and that elusive perfection of desirability.
And so here we are with the Big Suck 2000, guaranteed to meet any cleaning challenge you may throw at it, including making the Big Suck 1000 obsolete. Ha ha ha! But, from my keen sense of observation, I can tell that you are the sort of people with the smarts to know that talk is cheap. Why, any rube or bumpkin could come along and say that they've got some kind of miracle machine to sell you. The proof is in the tasting of the pudding, is it not? That is why I am proud to stand before you all here today to offer you a demonstration and let this machine provide the true evidence you need to back up my words here today.