Well in a shocking display of cunning, and stupidity on the killers part..
Mushroom times: 23/6/20XX
WALUIGI IS DEAD!
Tophatwaaaahh the killer was tragically killed by a single bullet to the head when hes tried to steal a bag of chips from a vending machine. Mr Apdude said that he saw someone stealing his vending machine with their hand up the shoot trying to steal a bag of chips. "well I grabbed my shotgun and told him to step away 5 times, but he merely replied with, WA! every time so I fired." In true Mushroomamerica fashion the shot was seen as self-defence so no charges were issued. Maybe this was Waluigi's plan all along? To die a matyr?
In other news Doctor Wario (Dasmos) has been killed in a reported suicide, with the death of his brother maybe it got to much for the Doctor to handle? Well only time will tell in this horrible and gruesome page of Mushroom kingdom history. As Death toll rolls, so will heads. Detective Lakitu has made no formal statement as of yet, but you can be assured that we will find answers dear readers.
Dead:
Tophatant: Killer killed by vote
Dasmos: Doctor Wario killed by hit
Alive:
Khush
tofufury
stratos
Pokepal
apdude
stevey
lolmanade
shyguy
mop
Silenced
nickmitch
isanolord and
stogi