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Tiger TribuneRin Tin Tin Terrific in Crocodile Capture!Wasting no time from having been appointed head of the Anti-Mafia Task Force, Rin Tin Tin and fellow officers launched a raid on The Watering Hole in the east section of the Serengeti Strip. Rin Tin Tin and his merry men had been keeping a close watch on the place for weeks with round the clock surveillance. Thanks to their tireless efforts, they were able to learn the place was a front for the Shere Khan Mafia who have been terrorizing the Animal Kingdom for years. At Midnight of April the 18th, Rin Tin Tin and fellow officers swarmed the building throwing a net over it and the surrounding area. They were able to secure evidence of illegal gambling and contraband including 10 kilos of catnip. Although The Watering Hole was supposedly run by a Mr. Lettuce Dasmos Cat, it turns out that was a phony alias used by Jacala the Crocodile whom Rin Tin Tin says has solid ties to the Shere Khan Mafia with evidence revealing him to be Shere Khan's number 1 goon. Although police wanted to take Jacala alive, a shootout broke out between him and police resulting in Jacala being shot to death.
As Rin Tin Tin and his men pour through the evidence in hopes of finding the information needed to track down the elusive Shere Khan and his whereabouts, recent polling shows Insanolord the Mule now leading in the election. His backing and empowering of the Rin Tin Tin Anti-Mafia Task Force is clearly registering with the voting public. Meanwhile, Khushrenada the Cat is attempting to land on his feet from this recent dip in the polls and refocus his campaign message to turn things around.
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Meanwhile, in a dark back alley in the woods, Khushrenada met up with a shadowy figure.
"You see the headlines today?" demanded Khushrenada, "How is this supposed to help me win the election?"
"It's not something I'm pleased about either," responded the stranger with a supressed rage, "Jacala was very careless. Unfortunately, King Vudu's untimely death has resulted in that blasted Pawtriot Act being passed before he could have struck it down and prevented it from succeeding. As such, these are perilous times for us all."
"Yeah, well, after making statements questioning your organization's very existence to begin with, it doesn't look good when there's suddenly hard concrete proof of it for the world to see. Now, my judgement and ability to lead are being questioned because of it. What are you going to do about that?" asked Khushrenada.
"I'll do what I've always done. Put fear in the hearts of voters!" snarled the stranger, "We'll scare the populace from voting for any other candidate but you by attacking all the supporters for your opponents. Why, just tonight, on my way here, I had one of my men raid the local political headquarters for the Insanolord campaign. We took the turtle in charge and threw him on his back. Some TO PHAT ANT or TOPHATANT the Turtle. Didn't really bother to get the name but he got his."
"TOPHATANT?" said Khushrenada puzzled, "I've got a turtle named TOPHATANT123 working for me on my campaign...... Where did you go to?"
"424 Nesting Bay," answered the stranger.
"424 Nesting Bay?! That's where MY local campaign headquarters is located! You killed one of my staffers!" yelled Khushrenada, "What are you doing to me here, Shere Khan? Are you working for me or for Insanolord?!"
"Hmm, yes, well, it appears mistakes have been made," stammered Shere Khan.
"You think?! Oh, I don't see how this could get any worse...." moaned Khushrenada.
"Arrrrgghhhh!" yelled the man as he finished bashing in the head of python with a rock. "I hate snakes," the Hunter muttered as walked away from the dead animal. He then proceed to get back into his hunting blind as he continued his quest to capture some legendary big game.
So ended the life of Kaa ThePerm, I mean the python, who was Shere Khan's number 2 goon.