Okay folks.
I know you've all been curious. His oblivious, repetitive, and obnoxious posts have always seemed a BIT like a persona, haven't they...? And not a sexy Persona like the ones them kids are always talking about- you know, the ones that shoot themselves in the head to summon demons or whatever. Those were the days of 3, sorry. I am sort of living in the past.
SPEAKING of living in the past! Starting today, I've decided to finish using my duplicate account, Ian Sane. Come on, don't tell me you never saw the signs- the three-syllable username, the huge gap between reasonable discussion and nonsensical rambling between the two of us? Don't comment on that last one, I know you know which is which. Maybe the biggest giveaway was my recent thread, the Airing of Grievances, in which I knowingly announced "I have become Ian Sane." "He" even posted in that thread, and made no mention of the reference! But in reality, I have always been Ian Sane. And I think, with all the retiring going on lately, it's time I hung up my trolling dupe for good. At least, I want to do it before Khush gives up his Lucario dupe. I'd like to be able to one-up him somehow.
It's been fun, everyone. God, it has been so fun. But all Ian sanity has to come to a close sometime. Farewell, from Evan_B, AKA formerly the Ian Sane.