By the way, could NWR give me $2 Billion dollars to help me out? I got a lot of debt suddenly when a drove an oil tanker into a Lamborghini car lot blowing it all up to kingdom come. I thought it would make a great viral video for my YouTube channel and I was right. I'm up to 86 views so far which is a new record for me although most have come from the Police investigating the case. Still, it isn't about who views it but how many views it gets so its all good.
Anyways, I think NWR should know that I do good work here and a lot of forum users come here because of my entertaining posts. You guys will give out prizes and awards to users who sign up and make one or two posts but you won't help out the true heroes who make this site a fun place to visit. I know you read my posts Neal because you've commented on them before. And Jonathan Metts, feel free to help too. All you staff like my work but you don't do anything to support a true artiste like myself. I retook the King of the Funhouse throne and I conquered the game of Mafia proving I'm the greatest living forum artiste and greatest forum artiste of all time. There's nothing I can't do! (Except make a profit or get out of debt on my own.) Everyone, contact the NWR staff on their cellphones, their e-mails, their YouTube channels, their FaceBook pages, their Twitter accounts, their Nintendo ID accounts, their Myspace pages, heck, even use the Report to Moderator buttons and get the word out to that you want them to support me because it would be the coolest thing ever if they helped me in my time of need and because you realize forum posts are worth more than money and my forum posts can inspire you in life. Hope to hear from you guys 2mrw.