That's it, Pokepal148! You're off the NWR Welcome Wagon!
Looks like that just leaves UncleBob and his Drinking Dogs bluegrass band to give the newbies the perfect welcome to keep them around. With them preforming such classics as Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love), Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life) and Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride, it is frankly quite criminal that we don't have more new users signing up to join this site with a welcome like that. I mean, a crazy person would almost start to think that it was precisely because of UncleBob's band that new users were staying away. Like I say, crazy. I think it's just got to be Pokepal148's fault. That's the only rational explanation.