Topic: A Mafia prize years in the making...

[oohhboy]

The following images have been edited to protect the location of the guilty unless you're a internet stalker. Thanks Khushrenada!



As a result I will be offering games as prizes for Safe words and Mafia until stocks last.

[Khushrenada]

Ah, phew. I was worried that the package would become lost in the mail since it's been over two months and I hadn't heard anything as to whether you got it or not. There's a lot of good stuff in that package. Enjoy!


Also, I don't care if you showed my address on the package because I moved when I mailed it so that address is completely incorrect. Khushrenada can't be tracked!

[oohhboy]

Hahaha. Don't want the assassins showing up at the wrong address and killing some unrelated people.

It must have taken multiple slow boats to as 2 1/2 months is outside even what I expected. The box itself looks like it took 6 months worth of beatings.

[Khushrenada]

It was certainly much longer than the Post Office told me it would be when I mailed it out. Maybe someone decided to open the package, read everything and then ship it to you. I know when I delivered the mail, there were times I'd have someone's Nintendo Power magazine to deliver so I'd take a moment to flip through and read it before delivering it that day. It's all about finding perks at your work. It eventually led to my lucrative career as a blackmailer in which I made my first million. ($5 million to be precise, ha ha ha). That's why no one messes with the mail carriers. Because when you control the mail, you control... information!

[Plugabugz]

At least we know it arrived and you like it, unlike UncleBob who ate those sweets and never returned.

[oohhboy]

Maybe he didn't survive the aftermath of those sweets....