Author Topic: So now Stratos's only ideas for Funhouse threads come from spambot threads... (Read 4314 times)

Khushrenada · « **on:** July 13, 2015, 03:40:52 AM »

Statos = spambot confirmed! Ban him. Ban him now!!!!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2015, 03:42:46 AM »

But what really gets my goat is that he does nothing with the spambot threads! He is just reposting what they are saying. Spend a day at the spa. Take steroids for muscles. Where's the punch line?!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2015, 03:49:19 AM »

I mean, it's like me going:

Title: So there's a Mario Maker Rumor going on...

OP: Who needs BnM when Stratos can report an unsubstantiated rumor? Link: http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=44681.msg837057#msg837057

Notice what that's lacking?

That's right.

Comedy.

And I don't like that because topic threads and posts lacking comedy are my thing!!!

Get your own material Stratos!

Even the spambots have their own thing and now you are ripping them off!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2015, 03:52:19 AM »

And another thing!

It's not just Stratos that gets my goat!

From time to time, it's bloody teenagers!!

Dammit, kids!

GIVE ME BACK MY GOAT!!!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2015, 03:53:41 AM »

Man, that goat was three days away from retirement. And then Stratos has to go and pull something like this...

Khushrenada · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2015, 04:10:57 AM »

And another thing!

That goat owes me 20 bucks. Where am I going to get that 20 bucks now, Stratos?

This is like the time I had finally tracked down Osama Bin Laden and was on my way to capture him and collect the $25 million bounty only for some bloody Navy Seals to go and swoop in on him and take him away just as I got there. The government clearly couldn't afford to pay me the money so they obviously just sent in the Seal team to take out Bin Laden and end that bounty reward because they were running out of places to hide him. They must have been following me for years and knew I was getting too close to the truth. What a rip-off!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2015, 04:13:08 AM »

And I don't even know what to tell the goat's girlfriend.

They are childhood sweethearts and have been so happy together.

How do you break the news to someone that Stratos has kidnapped their loved one? Like, what did Stratos's wife tell her parents when it happened to her?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2015, 04:21:48 AM »

All I have now left to remember good ol' goaty is this goat cheese we made together.

Ah, just looking at that cheese reminds me of the many days and nights we spent together as I tugged at that goat's nipples and we created such memories in moments forever frozen in time.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2015, 04:24:22 AM »

What?

That's not even Goatie the Goat's cheese?! Someone replaced it with sheep's milk?!?

First Iwata's death and now this!

There's no reason to live!

THERE'S NO REASON TO LIVE!!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2015, 04:55:35 AM »

That's it! I'm taking my bike and jumping off a bridge! Goodbye cruel world!!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2015, 05:00:05 AM »

What? I survived?

Great. That's just great.

Another failed suicide attempt. I just can't seem to kill myself. And now I'm all wet and lost my favorite bike. I curse that gypsy and the invincibility spell she put on me. It ruins everything every time.

Wah · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:03:04 AM »

um...
Khush?
are u back?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2015, 12:30:44 AM »

Stratos · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2015, 03:29:54 PM »

I just wanted to fit in better with the cool kids!

I just felt like being spontaneous. Plus other than the game threads I've not been terribly active in the funhouse, the most relevant portion of the NWR forums. I don't want to become one of those lurker in the Talkback Game Discussion threads, avoiding the real meat and potatoes of our glorious site.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #14 on:** July 15, 2015, 02:17:48 AM »

I'm glad you did it. It gave me something to riff on. I'm clearly a bit rusty but I'm sure that in another decade or two, I'll finally hit my comedy groove here. Also, it looks like the authorities have a suspect in my goat hostage situation and they have identified one of the teenage hoodlums as going by the moniker Pokepal148. I can only hope my goat can get strong enough to knock this troll back under the bridge he comes from.

Wah · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2015, 12:07:34 AM »

Teenage Hoodlum role go's to me thanks, not an amateur like Pokepal!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:17:10 AM »

You're not a teenage hoodlum like Pokepal148. You're a teenage godfather. A teenage mafia don. You give the orders, you don't take 'em. Why would you want to be known as anything less than that?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:43:24 AM »

Which must make me the corrupt Police Commissioner, looking the other way in exchange for a piece of the action.

Shaymin · « **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2015, 07:12:33 AM »

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, BOBROVSKY!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2015, 07:45:10 AM »

Pretty sure you've got the wrong Russian goalie there.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #20 on:** July 20, 2015, 05:07:53 PM »

Insanolord doesn't know Jay and Dan. Heeeee'sssss Ameeeeeerrrrriiiiccaaannnnnn. La de dah.

Wah · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2015, 07:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on July 20, 2015, 03:17:10 AM

You're not a teenage hoodlum like Pokepal148. You're a teenage godfather. A teenage mafia don. You give the orders, you don't take 'em. Why would you want to be known as anything less than that?

Pokepal isn't part of my mafia sorry, I could organise a hit on him for killing your goat if you like?

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Author Topic: So now Stratos's only ideas for Funhouse threads come from spambot threads... (Read 4314 times)