Topic: Facebook has locked me out of my account.

[UncleBob]

They don't believe I'm UncleBob.

I've had this name longer then Facebook has been a thing.  I had to send in some documents to show that this is a name that I actually go by.

I don't know if it's going to work, but I sent in photos of magazine subscription labels from 2004 and 2008 (Yay Nintendo Power!), a fan-club membership (that expired in 2004) and an autographed CD from a musician I'm a fan of, a work ID with UncleBob on it, a business card I made to promote my StreetPass group (that has our Facebook address and photos of me on it), a package I recently received from China, a package I recently received from Walmart, a land deed/license for UncleBob, then my Driver's License (which, sadly, has my real name on it) next to my 3DS showing my Mii.

Grr.  I totally am UncleBob.

[Khushrenada]

Well, hopefully things work out for you, Larry.

[Wah]

Wow, you guys actually managed to make me laugh in the middle of class and every turned around and stared at me.
Thanks for social absurdness guys!

P.SI replied that i was laughing at two dopes on the internet.

[Stratos]

P.SI replied that i was laughing at two dopes on the internet.

I told you to stop looking in the mirror until you get your eye problem fixed, dude!

[UncleBob]

Still locked out of my account.  Go to Twitter and tell @Facebook to #FreeUncleBob!

[Wah]

WELL MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MANY F*CKIN SPICY BURRTIOS FATTY!
NOW EXCUSE ME AS I BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

[nickmitch]

Are you ok, Lucariofan99?  These outbursts lately, are they cries for attention?

[Wah]

iT'S ADVERTISMENT FOR MAFIA I'M MISTER F*CKIN TORGUE B*TCH!

[UncleBob]

My account is back.   Yay.

I was able to convince Facebook that my name is Uncle Bob.

[Khushrenada]

Good job, Greg.

[Mop it up]

Nice going, Roy.

[Stratos]

Did somebody call?





By the way, did you hear I may be a DLC character in Smash Brothers?!? That means I'll have my very own amiibo to get scalped for a ridiculous price!