Topic: January 12-19 is International Offend Someone from the 6th Century WEEK!

[King of Twitch]

Pick a target, any target. Draw some cartoons, make a GIF, or write a poem to offend people born between 500 AD-599 AD. Remember, they're not around so you can be as harsh as you want.

[King of Twitch]

Today's target is...

B'alam Nehn (504–544)
(no photo available)

Wikipedia:
B'alam Nahn was the seventh ruler of Copan after the reformation initiated by K'inich Yax K'uk' Mo'.

Now stop your snickering, his nickname is even better:

 His nicknames were Jaguar Mirror and Waterlily-Jaguar.

man, the 6th century was full of lulz...

[NWR_insanolord]

Well, I mean obviously, if we're going with someone it should definitely be him.

[King of Twitch]

Today's target is a Chinese Buddhist monk and scholar who is often regarded as the founder of the Three Treatise School, known as.....

Jizang (549–623)
(no picture available. wtf 6th cent., too lazy to take a polaroid?)

Jizang was a prodigious writer, producing close to 50 books in his lifetime. He specialized in commentaries on the three treatises as well as texts from other Buddhist traditions, such as the Lotus and Nirvana sutras, blah blah blah...I bet you can figure out this guy's nickname in high school.

[Khushrenada]

Jiz-wang?

[King of Twitch]