Author Topic: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster... (Read 11282 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** January 05, 2015, 10:16:15 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153098831489560&set=o.191825297509301&type=1&permPage=1

Wow, some people are assholes with their replies.

Stratos · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2015, 10:30:52 PM »

Sound like bitter, lazy parents who never got the memo that you can't buy your child's happiness.

Ceric · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2015, 10:35:31 PM »

You consumerist White Devil.
The Hand of Capitalism was not meant for this type of Flapping.
See you January 22nd.
XO

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2015, 10:42:37 PM »

But at least the Skylander's people love ya!

Stratos · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2015, 10:46:15 PM »

That was UncleBob's big break. He'll probably become their spokesperson or something.

UncleBob · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2015, 10:48:52 PM »

I doubt it. I'm not very people friendly.

nickmitch · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2015, 11:02:36 PM »

You think you buy Skylanders.

But it is they who have bought your soul.

Adrock · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2015, 08:29:08 PM »

I love how so many parents are like, "Ugh, this why my kid can't find this or that Skylander." I'm glad their stupid, ugly kids can't get the figures they want.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2015, 08:58:36 PM »

Let's face it. We all know that if they truly loved their kid, they'd find a way to get them the Skylander they want. They're just using this as a convenient excuse to hide how they don't actually care about their children.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2015, 04:25:07 AM »

I think the unsung moral of this story really is "don't post things to facebook"

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2015, 04:47:55 AM »

UB, you have problems.

think of the children. let them have an opportunity to purchase that 1 copy that you got instead.
sell them to the bitter parents that didn't scour all available stock to find what they were looking for at an inflated price.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2015, 10:55:17 PM »

I'm happy to see chain posting is still a thing.

Copy this to 12 other topics or unclebob will maim you with a rusty spade.

Quote from: What appears to be the official Skylanders Facebook Page

Wow! This is fantastic! We'd love to use it. Please message us your email for more info.

Unclebob is making it big.

Ceric · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2015, 03:55:26 PM »

UncleBob. I just saw your Picture on the Skylander's Twitter feed.

Quote

We can't believe this amazing collection from Portal Master 'Uncle Bob!' WOW!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:21:04 PM »

You made it, UncleBob!

Hope it was worth crushing all those other children's dreams by preventing their parents from buying them all those Skylander toys on display.

UncleBob · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:46:12 PM »

Wow. and even more people being jerks.

I posted a reply, but I'm not sure it'll help much.
https://www.facebook.com/SkylandersGame/photos/a.253523511339479.72748.191825297509301/1136546219703866/?type=1&comment_id=1136603363031485&offset=0&total_comments=72

Stratos · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:55:16 PM »

That was a very well thought out and level-headed response on your part. Don't let anything they say going forward get to you. You are not the target of their hate even if they do not know it. The Scalpers are their true target.

UncleBob · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2015, 05:02:36 PM »

Oh, it doesn't bother me. Much.

Mop it up · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2015, 07:41:06 PM »

They're probably just jealous.

Ceric · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2015, 09:11:02 PM »

I know something was off when I saw you last night. It look like the weight of the world had been put on you should portal master. Luckily Tingle saved you.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2015, 04:42:02 AM »

Quote from: some lady on Facebook

Unclebob has a problem.

We've noticed.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2015, 04:50:48 AM »

UncleBob's only problem is haters like her standing in the way of him getting more tiny plastic figures.

UncleBob · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2015, 02:05:48 PM »

I'm also the singular reason none of you can find the amiibo you want.

Shaymin · « **Reply #22 on:** February 01, 2015, 03:51:55 PM »

You found the one that vaporizes all Amiibo including itself when purchased? Damn.

Ceric · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2015, 04:05:05 PM »

I do want a Pit one.

Wah · « **Reply #24 on:** February 01, 2015, 06:54:24 PM »

Quote from: UncleBob on January 05, 2015, 10:48:52 PM

I doubt it. I'm not very people friendly.

No **** hey?

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