Author Topic: Luv Connection: Funhouse Edition (Read 17683 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** December 26, 2014, 10:33:58 PM »

I need four volunteers, please.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 27, 2014, 12:00:20 AM »

I'm going to regret this.

ObbyDent · « **Reply #2 on:** December 27, 2014, 12:43:39 AM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** December 27, 2014, 01:20:32 AM »

Romeo reporting for duty.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #4 on:** December 27, 2014, 01:51:40 AM »

Juliet here.

UncleBob · « **Reply #5 on:** December 27, 2014, 11:14:25 AM »

So, here's the plan.

Three of you will be given bachelor roles, while one will be the bachelorette. The bachelor has to play a secret role he's been given - he cannot come out and flatly say who/what he is, but he must do his best to answer his questions in-character.

The bachelorette gets to ask each bachelor three typical bachelorette-esque questions, then has to try and guess who/what the bachelors are.

I will PM out the roles shortly.

UncleBob · « **Reply #6 on:** December 27, 2014, 11:28:08 AM »

Hello, and welcome to the Luv Connection, where we will set up one ... lucky bachelorette ... with one of our ... charming and amazing bachelors.

Brandogg is our lovely bachelorette. Brandogg, tell us a little about yourself and start this off by asking your first question!

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2014, 09:58:09 AM »

Well first I'm a sassy young lady who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. I enjoy long walks on the beach, mountain climbing, and scat porn.

Bachelor number one - what is your idea of a perfect first date?

pokepal148 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2014, 10:04:20 AM »

oh good lord.

I'm a rough tough type of guy who constantly jams to my favorite beat.

UncleBob · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2014, 11:04:25 AM »

That question was directed to Bachelor #1. Wait your turn, pokepal.

Stratos · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2014, 05:07:55 PM »

I'll be the audience:

*Laughs*

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2014, 05:29:12 PM »

Ok, I guess I'll just keep asking rather than wait for a response.

Bachelor number two - if you were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you bring with you (apparently people are given a head's up when they are about to be stranded on desert islands...)?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2014, 05:40:37 PM »

Sorry for the delay. My internet connection was down for a bit there.

Every date is perfect for me. I don't know why you would think otherwise. As such, you would enjoy the perfect entertainment of watching a basketball game with me, taking in a military parade and laughing at the outrage of the international community when I launch a couple ballistic missiles into the sea for fun. Then, of course, you would pleasure me for as long as I command and, if you do it well, I won't kill you and your family making it a perfect date for you.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2014, 05:53:56 PM »

Thank you very much, I'll take a stereo with that forementioned song, some innocent civilians that I can scare, and a test tube from the dark spooky lab that I was born in.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2014, 08:13:17 PM »

::writes down identity of Khush for later reference::

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2014, 08:18:22 PM »

I don't want to answer early so...

Bachelor number three - what is your favorite position for making whoopee and why?

Crimm · « **Reply #16 on:** December 29, 2014, 10:41:24 AM »

I'm legit scared of where this thread ends up...

pokepal148 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 29, 2014, 11:11:37 AM »

Quote from: Crimm on December 29, 2014, 10:41:24 AM

I'm legit scared of where this thread ends up...

I call it 'morbid curiosity'.

ObbyDent · « **Reply #18 on:** December 29, 2014, 03:48:47 PM »

I'm a big fan doggie style so that my woman and I can continue to scour ebay for the best deals.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #19 on:** December 29, 2014, 05:02:42 PM »

Quote from: Crimm on December 29, 2014, 10:41:24 AM

I'm legit scared of where this thread ends up...

Time to go to yellow alert.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #20 on:** December 29, 2014, 10:11:08 PM »

I'm getting all wet over here. Time for rapid fire questions...

Bachelor number one - if I were Sony Pictures, would you authorize a cyber attack against me?

Bachelor number two - if you could be any type of animal, which would you be?

Bachelor number three - who is your role model?

pokepal148 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 29, 2014, 10:42:39 PM »

You ask that question as if I am not some sort of animal

I'll go with a chicken, I dunno, I always felt like, whenever I saw one of those we were like family

Khushrenada · « **Reply #22 on:** December 29, 2014, 10:45:45 PM »

Some people like to look up who they're dating on Facebook. Maybe that's too intense for some people but I like to think cyber attacks are just due diligence in dating. I'd hate for there to be any secrets between us. But as long as you are making movies that are loving tributes to me, I'm sure we'd get along just fine.

(Oh, who am I kidding? I'd launch a cyber attack anyways in order to free Spiderman from you and let Marvel Studios get him back!)

ObbyDent · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2014, 02:09:53 AM »

My role model is definitely Unclebob. I've learned my skills from the best. His collection of toys is what inspired me...

Stratos · « **Reply #24 on:** December 30, 2014, 07:19:29 PM »

Quote from: ObbyDent on December 30, 2014, 02:09:53 AM

My role model is definitely Unclebob. I've learned my skills from the best. His collection of ~~toys~~ man nipple photos is what inspired me...

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