Well, RedBlue, I admit I've just been engaging you to use up a bunch of these NewsRadio images I've had on hand for the appropriate moment but those moments didn't always come as fast as I'd hoped.
Anyways, I like you. I do. The conversation we had yesterday about Allstate and Oatmeal was great. You may not like me too much after this game but that seems to be the unfortunate effect I have on other players for some odd reason. Just ask stevey.
But because I like you, I'm going to put my cards on the table so to speak so that you know why you will be unable to change the vote against you.
There are 9 players left alive. 1 of those players is mafia. That means 8 players are townies. There are 4 townie roles. That means that there are 4 regular townies left alive. I know who the investigator is. He investigated me on Day 1. He learned that I was one of the players with a townie role. We've worked together since then. The investigator has investigated 4 other players still alive and playing this game. All 4 of those players came back as regular townies. That means there are no regular townie positions left. For you to claim that you are a townie means you are lying. As for the other two townie roles, 2 other players have stepped forward claiming to be them. That leaves 1 role left. The mafia. And you are the only player left who has not been investigated and does not have a townie role. Therefore mafia you are.
I've just gone on about being a mafia member today in the hopes that you and another player or two would vote for me so that I could end the game with the number 1 allocation even though it is irrelevant now. I've also done it as I knew it would probably give me the situations I was looking for to post the gifs and stuff I had and because it has been a sort of running joke all game with people accusing me of being mafia from the very opening of this game. Plus, it just allowed me to kill some time at work and make this last day a bit more interesting. The last day of a mafia game can be quite dull sometimes.
I tell you this because so that you don't check in all evening hoping you can somehow turn this around. Too many townies know each other and have been verified by the detective that it is impossible for you to eliminate them all. All other players left in the game know you are the last member. You did a good job to be the last one standing and made it hard for me to figure out your identity so take that as you will. But the game is effectively over. Thus, don't worry anymore about it or waste your evening over it. I'm going to be doing other things myself now. You may wish to do the same. Salut.