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Offline Khushrenada

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Calm Down, Lady!
« on: October 02, 2014, 04:46:25 PM »


It's just ice cream. Sheesh!
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2014, 05:19:48 PM »
I dunno man, it isn't just ice cream, it's a Blizzard. Do you have any idea how amazing those are? Clearly you've never had one or you would understand.
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2014, 06:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Mop it up on October 02, 2014, 05:19:48 PM
I dunno man, it isn't just ice cream, it's a Blizzard. Do you have any idea how amazing those are? Clearly you've never had one or you would understand.
Heck! That's the face I make when I get a cookie dough blizzard in my hand!
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2014, 06:42:34 PM »
And she didn't just get 1, she got 2!!!
And probably on a special deal.
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2014, 07:33:55 PM »
and it's her birthday
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2014, 07:44:09 PM »
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 02, 2014, 06:42:34 PM
And she didn't just get 1, she got 2!!!
And probably on a special deal.

Well according to the packaging you can see in the picture, it was special deals and more. I'm guessing the more was a free shot of Prozac, Zoloft and Meth because I've had blizzards and, while enjoyable, I'm still able to keep my sanity.
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2014, 08:37:07 PM »
And she just found out it's not malignant!
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2014, 09:08:12 PM »
If you notice, she is putting both Blizzards together to make a type of Super Blizzard. Now that is a reason to celebrate!
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2014, 10:42:02 PM »
Looks like the cups say BUZZARD
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2014, 08:04:07 AM »
/r/ version shopped for the Brazzers logo
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2014, 05:06:14 PM »
If you look closely, those are not her hands. Looks like a dude is holding those Buzzard cups in front of her.
she may, in fact, be sitting on said gentleman's face
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2014, 03:50:50 PM »
I'm sitting here trying to recreate the picture but I can't. I can't figure out how to hold something while making my pinky finger look like it's longer than the others. It's weirding me out the more I look at it.
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2014, 05:14:46 PM »
Quote from: Fatty_The_Hutt on October 03, 2014, 05:06:14 PM
If you look closely, those are not her hands. Looks like a dude is holding those Buzzard cups in front of her.
she may, in fact, be sitting on said gentleman's face
No wonder she's so happy.  She may be about to crush those cups.
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Offline Khushrenada

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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2014, 05:30:04 PM »
Not if the dude is holding them. What kind of perversion is Dairy Queen promoting here anyways?
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2014, 12:06:12 AM »
The milky kind! ;) :rolleyes:
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2014, 02:09:24 PM »
"The milky kind! ;) ::) " must now be the defacto punchline to every joke in the funhaus.
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Re: Calm Down, Lady!
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2014, 11:18:08 PM »
She probably just saved 15% on her car insurance.
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