I guess I have another bone to pick with Splatoon. Namely, the fucking incessant internet connection issues I've been having since the recent update.
I know people have been clamoring for an online Nintendo game, but if they can't do it, they honestly shouldn't even try. I was having smooth games up until the recent update and then Nintendo tried to excuse themselves by saying "oh, we planned for that." No, **** you, Nintendo. You obviously didn't, since you allow me to connect to the lobby but within the first six seconds into the match, or sometimes a minute and a half in, you disconnect me. So you clearly haven't fucking prepared for this ****. The reason I feel like I'm not playing enough Splatoon to keep up with recent updates is because the servers apparently can't handle my presence, since it fucks me over within six minutes of the game and then proceeds to do so every six minutes after that.
Oh hey, and since I keep getting disconnected, Nintendo's inane bullshit disconnetion policy screws me over so that I lose all chance of creating a daily ranking, and that I have to stay away from ranked battle or I'll drop my rank down to a terrible level. Great game design.
All I wanted to do was raise my gear for this weekend's Splatfest, but I can't even do that. So I'm screwed out of a game I actually liked on launch because the servers are too clogged to include me. Screw that. Nintendo obviously doesn't know how to make an online game.