Topic: Crap I'm Bored

[Fatty The Hutt]

Bored Bored Bored


Bored Bored

how about a poem?

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think
But grey, with long ears, and ate grass

[Khushrenada]

*singing*

If you're bored and you know it, go to sleep. zz zz
If you're bored and you know it, go to sleep. zz zz
If you're bored and you know it and you really want to show it
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Fatty The Hutt]

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Great, now I'm bored AND tired.

I'm gonna make some tea now.

Should I make Earl Grey or Buckingham Palace Garden Party (a blend, of course)?
Help me Internet!

[NWR_insanolord]

Buckingham Palace Garden Party sounds like a euphemism for something.

[Fatty The Hutt]

Buckingham Palace Garden Party sounds like a euphemism for something.

I know, right? You just know they're having their Garden Party at Windsor Castle instead. Those lying royal bastards.

[Khushrenada]

That isn't what euphemism means. Fortunately, you can take some time to learn what it means so hopefully that tides over your boredom for awhile. Nothing like learning new words to grab a person's interest!

[Fatty The Hutt]

oh, khush, I know what euphemism means.
now if you'll excuse I have to go sharpen my skates ...

[Khushrenada]

But winter's over.....

[BranDonk Kong]

It's like an upscale lemon party.

[Wah]

Well u know what they say, when god gives u lemons u squeeze them in the fucker's eyes

[Fatty The Hutt]

Well u know what they say, when god gives u lemons u squeeze them in the fucker's eyes

I'm still bored

[Khushrenada]

That's because you're the most boring borer who ever bored a boring bore.

[Fatty The Hutt]

That's because you're the most boring borer who ever bored a boring bore.

Deciphering this sentence really bored the bore our of me.

[Khushrenada]

EDIT: Fatty meant to write out instead of our.

Of course, if we had the power to edit other people's posts, than I wouldn't have to post this. Get with it NWR!!!

[Fatty The Hutt]

Meh
Pfft