Collecting random stuff was fun once: Now it is ruining games I enjoy.
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/editorial/36900/a-farewell-letter-to-fetch-quests
Old friend, we had some good times. You helped me spend more time in worlds I enjoyed. Back when I was wished the days of your game being played on my Nintendo console would never end. You were with me in the trading sequence of Link’s Awakening. You challenged me as I sought out who would need a Yoshi doll and a stick. My heart was pounding as I raced back to Kakariko Village with the Odd Mushroom in Ocarina of time. However, your time in my world of gaming has run out.
You see, we have both gotten older now and you have not aged well. I have to squeeze my gaming time in between work and grad school, and we just don’t have time for one another anymore. These days I am looking for games to have short, satisfying experiences with. I need to be playing missions with a future, missions that bring me the satisfaction that I have spent my time accomplishing something.
I wouldn’t think it is fair to you if I just left without pointing out some things you had done that have caused these issues. Hopefully, opening your eyes to what you have done will help you recover and move on. Here are three standout moments from our times together that have hurt me deeply.

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Why did you have to invite your friend Tingle? He just bummed money off of me all the time. I was at the point where the battle with Ganon had been built up perfectly, however you slammed the brakes on that momentum and had me searching around in all the wrong places. Because of you, this lovely adventure came to an abrupt end for me.

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
We had such a great relationship you and I. This game was telling me of the origins of my favorite story. However, fetch quest, you just couldn’t help yourself from showing up at all the worst times. I let three years pass to try to heal the wounds. I made some progress, powered up the master sword, and then you showed your ugly face. I was pretty frustrated when I found out about the Song of the Hero, but I was able to continue on. Then, in an unspeakable fashion, you showed up in your worst way and had me fumbling through the swimming motion controls in order to collect music note fish. In one angry motion, I ejected the game, and mailed it back to Gamefly.
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Fetch quest, you have strayed so far from the quest I once knew that made me think differently about the characters around me in games. Now, you are just leading me down a meaningless path just to spend more time with you. It’s not you, it’s me. Ok its you, but I just need to move on with my gaming life. It’s the best for both of us. Goodbye.
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What were some of the worst fetch quest moments in your gaming history? Were there any fetch quests that caused you to shelf the game forever or sell it? Let us hear your own personal fetch quest break ups in the talkback thread below!