They should just sell out to Microsoft.
Hey, at least under Microsoft's control they'd actually have people who knew how to program a competent online infrastructure.
They should completely tarnish 25 years of brand loyalty to release an entirely new console.
Which, of course, is totally worse than the 25 years of brand loyalty that have failed to sell the
current console.
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Oh, yeah, that reminds me...*insert some random joke about Nintendo being more D00med than Latveria*