Topic: He's not dead!!!

[Stogi]

Im really hoping that Unclebob just posted a picture of no one in particular.

[BranDonk Kong]

Andy Kaufman?

[nickmitch]

It's really impressive how UB can troll us all without posting.

[Khushrenada]

What? It's just Vudu.

[nickmitch]

Was that confirmed?

[Khushrenada]

Vudu's profile says he is from Chicago, his title mentions we'd be better off if he really was dead which stems from a thread awhile back started by Shyguy asking if Vudu was dead and UncleBob always loves to follow Shyguy's posts. The evidence adds up.

[nickmitch]

Well, then. . .

[Khushrenada]

Plus, Unclebob had concert tickets for the Zelda symphony in Chicago and the picture looks like it was taken in an older theatre for such a concert which is how I get the Chicago reference and from older posts somewhere way back, I know Vudu is white because you and BnM and possibly Stogi mentioned in a discussion one time how he was like the blackest white person you know and you thought he was black.

Just a little more info dump for you there.

[BranDonk Kong]

You are the Perry Mason of NWR forums.

[UncleBob]

Aye, that he is.

[BlackNMild2k1]

So I was right!!!

Did I win a cookie?

[UncleBob]

Don't worry.  I've set up the forums so that everyone gets plenty of cookies.

You have one sick, twisted browsing history there, sir.

[Khushrenada]

You are the Perry Mason of NWR forums.

Perry Mason? That is the best "detective" you picture me as? I get the lawyer part because I can make silly defensive arguments and Sherlock Holmes is too high of praise but why not something like Sam Spade or Patrick Jane? Might as well have just gone with Matlock then.

[UncleBob]

No, I like Perry Mason.  If I was into changing titles, you'd probably get that title.

[NWR_insanolord]

In a movie of these forums, Khush would be played by Jerry Orbach, or possibly Wendell Pierce.

[Stratos]

I'd prefer a TV series. Then we could end each episode on an awkward plot twist that never has a satisfying payoff later in the series.

[Khushrenada]

The "Vudu" Unclebob met up with and posted a picture of in this thread finishes reading this thread. He opens up an instant messenger service and connects with the real Vudu.

"So, it worked. Everyone thought I was you," he types.

"No surprise there. I trained you well," replies Vudu, "Now with people watching you thinking you are me, I can work undetected for awhile and keep anyone from putting two and two together. Especially that nosy Khushrenada."

"Yeah. It's nice to pull one over on him and that Unclebob after all the trouble he made. Laughing so hard at how clever Khushrenada thinks he has been when he's so wrong about it all. Let me know if you need my help for anything else," the fake types back.

"Oh, your role in this isn't over yet. I'll have more instructions for you in two months time. So check in with me on March 15 at 7:00 pm. Don't be late. Until then, maintain radio silence," explains Vudu, "and keep up the good work, TJ Spyke."

Dun dun dunnnnnnnn.

/End of this week's thread.