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Offline ShyGuy

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My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« on: June 02, 2013, 07:12:14 PM »
"So, I just won like $200 million dollars in Powerball.  ...It's okay, I guess. Y'know. Whatever."



THE MAN IS DEAD INSIDE

...he also needs to learn how to wear big-boy pants.



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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2013, 06:35:52 AM »
The look of joy.

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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2013, 08:22:13 AM »
It's very lifelike.
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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2013, 11:48:21 AM »
Team Dress Pants!
Need a Personal NonCitizen-Magical-Elf-Boy-Child-Game-Abused-King-Kratos-Play-Thing Crimm Unmaker-of-Worlds-Hunter-Of-Boxes
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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2013, 12:04:14 PM »
Judging by his amount of facial expressions, he must be somehow related to Steven Seagal.

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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2013, 03:28:23 PM »
Judging by his amount of facial expressions, he must be wished he was somehow related to Steven Seagal.
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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2013, 04:18:14 PM »
If I was stuck in a room with Geoff Keighley, David Jaffe and Michael Pachter I would probably have a similar expression.
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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2013, 04:22:26 PM »
I do feel sympathy for his thinning hair though.



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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2013, 04:25:23 PM »
Horizontal stripes are not your friend, Jeff.


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Re: My impression of Jeff Gerstmann winning the lottery
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2013, 04:25:50 PM »
I don't, however, have sympathy for someone who despite having thinning hair decides to style their hair that way. Deal with it like a man. Get the razor out!
 
Joking aside though, I'm a big fan of the Gerstmann and all those guys over at Gamebomb.

http://gamebomb.ru/

« Last Edit: June 04, 2013, 04:28:40 PM by Pixelated Pixies »
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