Topic: Come in here and I'll tell you something about your mom.

[UncleBob]

Just ask and I'll post some deep, dark secret about your mom that she told me over some cheap wine the other night.

[Stogi]

Your mom once told me she had a deep, dark secret. It turned out it was her vagina.

[UncleBob]

Your mom once told me she had a deep, dark secret. It turned out it was her vagina.

Your mom's vagina is no secret - it's well known to most every man in town.

[Shaymin]

Yo mamma's so fat I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

[UncleBob]

Your mother is so smooth and fine that I rolled over her twice as well.

And again this morning.

Hope we didn't wake you.  She's quite the screamer.

[BranDonk Kong]

Your mother is so nice that she tipped her server 25% on her bill at lunch the other day.

[BranDonk Kong]

Your mother is so nice she donates to Good Will all the time and helps old ladies cross the street.

[UncleBob]

Your mother is so nice that she tipped her server 25% on her bill at lunch the other day.

Your mother is so nice that she tipped me the other night...  Though, I gave her much more than just the tip.

[Oblivion]

Damn, that was a good one.

[Stogi]

Your mother is so nice she blew me and called it African Relief.

[UncleBob]

Your mother is so nice she blew me and called it African Relief.

So many people ride your mother each day, in New York, they call her E-Train.

[Stogi]

We have a nick-name for your mom too. We call her "Slip n' slide" cuz we always go head first.

[EasyCure]

Those last 3 were awesome.

This one is a personal favorite only because Mr. Ed O'neil (aka Al Bundy) himself uttered it on television:

Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

[Stogi]

Your mom's so stupid, I told her I'd be back and she believed it.

[Sarail]

We have a nick-name for your mom too. We call her "Slip n' slide" cuz we always go head first.

It's definitely the wettest and wildest ride I've ever been on.

[UncleBob]

We have a nick-name for your mom too. We call her "Slip n' slide" cuz we always go head first.

Sounds about right.  My mother's classy enough to make you work for it.

Your mom makes it so easy, a caveman can do her.

Seriously, tell her to stop trying to have sex with the wax cavemen at the museum.  It's creepy.

[BranDonk Kong]

Your mother is so nice that she tipped her server 25% on her bill at lunch the other day.

Your mother is so nice that she tipped me the other night...  Though, I gave her much more than just the tip.

You keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of your mom.

[UncleBob]

Actually, Brandogg, I'm glad you and my mother found each other.  She's had a hard life and could really use a sweet, sensitive, gentle lover.

Or, at least, I assume that's what your mom was talking about when she mentioned you always spend a lot of time in your room masturbating and crying afterwards.

[BranDonk Kong]

Tears = lube.

[Stogi]

Your mom is so easy she enjoys being raped.

[BranDonk Kong]

[ThePerm]

Your mom is so easy she enjoys being raped.

5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rape -a joke funny on its own

your mom is one of them - a new twist to the joke

[BranDonk Kong]

The real question is do you consider it a "legitimate rape" or a "gift-from-God rape?"

[Oblivion]

Your mom is so easy she enjoys being raped.

5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rape -a joke funny on its own

your mom is one of them - a new twist to the joke

4 out of 6 when your uncle finishes.

[Shaymin]

The real question is do you consider it a "legitimate rape" or a "gift-from-God rape?"

I am so glad that the mods have ways to shut this down.