...it just doesn't have the ports. Silly. I'm replacing the DVD-ROM on one right now, popped in THPS3 and it fired right up. Shame I can't play it though. The inner casing even has the cut-outs for the ports and memory card slots...just nothing soldered into the empty solder holes on the board. So if you were feeling adventurous, you could VERY easily hard-wire a WaveBird receiver into one of new-style Wiis and still play GCN games.