Your touchscreen must be broken or something. The only other explanation is that you have very weak, girly hands.
I found the analysis of Nintendo's current position to be very agreeable in general, I think way too much credit had been given to the currency exchange issue. The real issue is the lack of games as it was correctly stated. It doesn't take a genius to know that if you don't have any product to sell, you don't make any money.
The early launch of the 3DS was suppose to fill this no product gap. It is said "No battle plan survives contact with the enemy", But Nintendo had no plan what so ever, a bad plan is better than no plan. They threw the 3DS on the wall to see whether it would stick. The DS had a weak first year, but at least on paper they had the whole third pillar thing and the GCN was still trucking along.
Throwing out remakes of Zelda and Starfox was a bad idea in terms of opportunity costs. They had to rebuild the art, the levels and effectively code new engines. The only thing they could directly take was the gameplay concepts. No doubt they made money on it, but they would have made far more money had they invested a little more and made new games out of that same effort. I don't know why they expected redressed old games to hold up a system.
Things will no doubt turn around for the 3DS with Mario and Kart 7 coming out. But for at least the past 2 years it really feels like Nintendo has been getting generic business advice from some MBA fresh out of Harvard whose understanding of games is "Product" and all "'Product" are equal. I don't blame Iwata directly, the man is a creative at heart and in the past he had Yamauchi to mentor him. But who ever the hell is giving him advice now needs to get their ass kicked. It wasn't until the last 3 years has Nintendo ever given 2 shits about the stock price, ever. Nintendo needs to stop listening to investors who are simply out to make their money and leave and listen to their customers. No doubt that same MBA quality advice told them to region lock the thing.
Also fire Reggie, the man is so risk adverse he is afraid of his own shadow. When NOE goes out and takes a risk to translate some games, doing all the heavy lifting for you in a time where you need new games on the shelf, it is about as risk free as you can get. It wasn't like NOA was going to bother marketing it and the infrastructure to distribute is already there. Costs would have been so low, the cafeteria budget would have been bigger. It's probably too late now since most people would have imported by now, but that was brain dead move by NOA.
Nintendo is not doomed by any measure right now or the foreseeable future, but has suffered a lot of self inflicted wounds.