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Offline zachs1997

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I have a girlfriend now
« on: September 29, 2011, 02:36:59 AM »
What now?
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Offline bustin98

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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 02:40:00 AM »
Roll her in flour. Duh
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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 03:23:27 AM »
1. Set up a real life meeting so you 2 can see each other in person. Never know who you are connecting with on those online "dating" sites.

or

2. Visit the real doll accessory shop so you can accessorize your recent purchase with the latest and greatest in add-ons and other customizations.

or

3. Pay the girl and book another appointment for the same time next week.

or

4. FHUTA. yes. seriously. fhuta.
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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 03:25:43 AM »
BNM, have you done all 4? At once, preferably.
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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2011, 04:20:06 AM »
Never done #1 (never needed to; this includes sites like myspace)
No need for #2 (never even seen a real one)
Refuse to do #3 (saving it for the bucket list)
done #4 (but not to my satisfaction)
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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2011, 05:12:40 AM »
FAILS!
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Offline Crimm

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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2011, 08:13:25 AM »
I fear where this thread is going.
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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2011, 09:26:40 AM »
BJs before Sex or it will never happen.

Congrats and all that.
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Offline zachs1997

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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2011, 10:11:31 AM »
Lol.
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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2011, 12:18:33 PM »
Quote from: Ceric on September 29, 2011, 09:26:40 AM
BJs before Sex or it will never happen.

Congrats and all that.

That's not true...
But road head before sex, or that will probably never happen.
But I don't think you old enough to drive.... so scratch that.

Make her buy you stuff, something expensive, otherwise you'll find yourself always being expected to pay. And always flirt with her friends.... casually of course. You need to keep them interested in you to keep your stock price high.


edit: and don't forget to join the Football team.
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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2011, 01:45:54 AM »
As long as you can create the illusion that you can get another girl, she'll always think she has a catch. BnM is right about her friends. Impress them, so they will tell her how awesome you are.
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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2011, 11:21:11 AM »
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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2011, 11:45:10 AM »
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Re: I have a girlfriend now
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2011, 01:37:07 AM »
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on September 29, 2011, 03:23:27 AM
4. FHUTA. yes. seriously. fhuta.

I had to google that. *Scratches that off the list*
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