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Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)
« on: August 07, 2011, 11:20:06 PM »
It's about time we started talking about 'em.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2011, 12:45:00 PM by Crimm »
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2011, 11:26:06 PM »
Boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, funbags. Whatever you call them, I like them and agree 100% with nickmitch.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 12:14:37 AM »
i like to put them in my mouth, and i like to motor boat them.....i miss breasts....
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 02:04:35 AM »
I was saving this for the fight game thread but whatever!
 

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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 02:13:07 AM »
I see your animation and raise you flesh


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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 03:12:36 AM »
I'm an ass-man.

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Re: Breasts
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 08:23:46 AM »
As Papoose said: I love a fat ass, but I'm a titty man.

Boobs are something special. They offer you pillow tops, the joy of squeezing, the focal point of the nipple, the suckling reminder, and the "She's got a balcony you can do Shakespeare from" aspect.
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 03:23:08 PM »
I love titty sex.
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2011, 03:44:17 PM »
I love titty sex.

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Re: Breasts
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2011, 04:12:04 PM »
The thing I love most about large, Asian breasts is their rarity. It's like a $3000 bottle of scotch is $3000 because there isn't that much of it. They're like shiny Pokemon.
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2011, 04:45:57 PM »
In middle school I had an Asian teacher and she had a fairly nice back side.
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Re: Breasts
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2011, 06:36:16 PM »
They're like shiny Pokemon.

Given statements such as that, I really have to wonder if you've actually ever managed to see a set of breasts. :P
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2011, 08:05:54 PM »
Do you have any non-white women with jiggly breasts? I ask because I am a equal opprotunity breast admirerer.
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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2011, 08:54:05 PM »
I like to season a skinless chicken breast with garlic, pepper, and parmesan, then sautee in olive oil for about 10 minutes each side.

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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2011, 08:56:47 PM »
I like to season a skinless chicken breast with garlic, pepper, and parmesan, then sautee in olive oil for about 10 minutes each side.
That would have been better with a picture.
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2011, 08:57:59 PM »
Do you have any non-white men with jiggly breasts? I ask because I am a equal opprotunity breast admirerer.

sure thing buddy.

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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2011, 08:59:56 PM »
I like to season a skinless chicken breast with garlic, pepper, and parmesan, then sautee in olive oil for about 10 minutes each side.
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« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2011, 09:29:08 PM »
I like to season a skinless chicken breast with garlic, pepper, and parmesan, then sautee in olive oil for about 10 minutes each side.

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Describe your first experience with breasts (not counting breastfeeding).
« Last Edit: August 08, 2011, 10:33:37 PM by EasyCure »
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2011, 10:04:25 PM »
Gentlemen don't discuss these things.

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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2011, 10:33:53 PM »
Gentlemen don't discuss these things.

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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2011, 10:41:37 PM »
Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... ****.
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« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2011, 11:16:58 PM »
I always liked "dirty pillows" and "gazangas"
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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2011, 11:32:11 PM »
Do you have any non-white men with jiggly breasts? I ask because I am a equal opprotunity breast admirerer.

sure thing buddy.


I meant black and asian females.
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