Author Topic: Most Effective Advertising Ever (Read 7764 times)

oohhboy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2011, 01:59:23 AM »

Are you implying your some sort of Cougar?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2011, 02:03:48 AM »

No, I'm afraid I'm not. I meant to imply that I don't think there's one person reading these forums who would find that ad at all applicable. Though I don't know that, there could be someone I'm not considering. Given how uptight TJ Spyke can be, it's not that crazy to think he could actually be a lonely middle-aged woman.

oohhboy · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2011, 02:26:36 AM »

I MUST TELL TJ Spyke ABOUT THIS.

Crimm · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2011, 02:30:56 AM »

Quote from: oohhboy on July 25, 2011, 02:26:36 AM

I MUST TELL TJ Spyke ABOUT THIS.

Please don't. He'll report it and then I'll have to ban a staff member for reasons unrelated to making myself laugh.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2011, 03:14:55 AM »

Don't give Crimm an excuse to ban me. I can tell he really wants to because I'm usurping his position on the forums and because I pester him and I tapped his phones, so I don't want him to have anything resembling a legitimate reason.

TJ Spyke · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2011, 03:17:52 AM »

Quote from: Crimm on July 25, 2011, 02:30:56 AM

Quote from: oohhboy on July 25, 2011, 02:26:36 AM
I MUST TELL TJ Spyke ABOUT THIS.

Please don't. He'll report it and then I'll have to ban a staff member for reasons unrelated to making myself laugh.

Despite the popular misconception, I DO have a sense of humor about myself.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2011, 03:19:44 AM »

It was great, when I saw that TJ Spyke posted in this thread I actually said "Oh ****" out loud. But he's a good sport about it, which deserves an applaud.

Urkel · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2011, 03:35:32 AM »

Seeing as how Nintendo only makes games for middle-aged women these days, it makes a lot of sense to advertise it here.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2011, 03:45:35 AM »

But those middle-aged women would be enjoying their Wiis (hey now) instead of coming on here and whining about how there aren't any good games for them. The people who come to the forums are far more interested in complaining and blind speculation than with actually playing games.

Crimm · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2011, 12:38:03 PM »

Excite Truck is their only game for elite gamers such as myself.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2011, 01:21:39 PM »

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on July 25, 2011, 03:19:44 AM

It was great, when I saw that TJ Spyke posted in this thread I actually said "Oh ****" out loud. But he's a good sport about it, which deserves an applaud.

Which, of course, deserves a smite.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2011, 05:14:53 PM »

That's fine. The way I see it, if I have a high score, it's because the people love me, and if my score goes down it's because people are upset with me for doing my job as a moderator effectively. What I'm saying is I'm untouchable.

apdude · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2011, 05:52:50 PM »

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on July 25, 2011, 05:14:53 PM

What I'm saying is I'm untouchable.

So your a leper?

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2011, 07:58:47 PM »

No, he lives in his mom's basement.

Morari · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2011, 11:33:07 PM »

His mom's leper colony.

Ceric · « **Reply #16 on:** July 26, 2011, 09:13:00 AM »

Quote from: apdude on July 25, 2011, 05:52:50 PM

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on July 25, 2011, 05:14:53 PM
What I'm saying is I'm untouchable.

So your a leper?

I think he's a genetically altered India sleeper Agent. Set to activate if the US Defaults on its Debt and stops outsourcing and importing India's population.

Crimm · « **Reply #17 on:** July 26, 2011, 01:34:39 PM »

I have an ad for Greyhound.

Greyhound: The most soul-crushing way to travel.

Ceric · « **Reply #18 on:** July 26, 2011, 02:15:26 PM »

Quote from: Crimm on July 26, 2011, 01:34:39 PM

I have an ad for Greyhound.

Greyhound: The most soul-crushing way to travel.

Beyond being driven in your Mother's Mini-van to the Prom.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2011, 03:23:14 PM »

I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.

apdude · « **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2011, 04:11:47 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on July 26, 2011, 03:23:14 PM

I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.

That's a terrible analogy.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2011, 04:46:10 PM »

Quote from: apdude on July 26, 2011, 04:11:47 PM

Quote from: ShyGuy on July 26, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.

That's a terrible analogy.

+1

Oblivion · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2011, 04:48:12 PM »

Quote from: apdude on July 26, 2011, 04:11:47 PM

Quote from: ShyGuy on July 26, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.

That's a terrible analogy.

-1

Crimm · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:39:04 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on July 26, 2011, 04:48:12 PM

Quote from: apdude on July 26, 2011, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: ShyGuy on July 26, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.

That's a terrible analogy.

-1

-10

Oblivion · « **Reply #24 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:58:47 PM »

Quote from: Crimm on July 26, 2011, 06:39:04 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on July 26, 2011, 04:48:12 PM
Quote from: apdude on July 26, 2011, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: ShyGuy on July 26, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.

That's a terrible analogy.

-1

-10

Bahaha. You do realize I can't actually smite or anything, right?

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Author Topic: Most Effective Advertising Ever (Read 7764 times)