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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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Wii U Party Rap
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2011, 01:05:13 PM »
Ain't no party
like a WiiU Party
'cause a WiiU party
don't stop!

You can move it
to the kitchen
you can move it
to the bedroom
you can even
play with the TV off

you can play
5 players
with one on the controller
and the other four on the TV

They all use
motion
while you control the
action
on a private screen
that they can't see

you can play by yourself
or maybe 2 players
placing the controller on the table top

But there ain't no party
like a WiiU party
'cause a Wiiu Party
don't stop!


imagine it being rapped by a RunDMC like group
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Offline Ceric

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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2011, 01:08:12 PM »
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2011, 01:05:13 PM
Ain't no party
like a WiiU Party
'cause a WiiU party
don't stop!

You can move it
to the kitchen
you can move it
to the bedroom
you can even
play with the TV off

you can play
5 players
with one on the controller
and the other four on the TV

They all use
motion
while you control the
action
on a private screen
that they can't see

you can play by yourself
or maybe 2 players
placing the controller on the table top

But there ain't no party
like a WiiU party
'cause a Wiiu Party
don't stop!


imagine it being rapped by a RunDMC like group
I imagine the bolded parts to be multiple people and the none bolded to be the main one.
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Offline Caterkiller

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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2011, 05:08:19 PM »
Wrong thread sorry!
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 05:12:07 PM by Caterkiller »
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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2011, 11:09:32 PM »
Quote from: Mop it up on June 16, 2011, 06:47:43 PM
What can Wii do for U?

Give this man 20 Green Mushrooms. Now.
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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2011, 12:58:03 AM »
Wii U: There's games. We promise.
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Offline ThePerm

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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2011, 08:32:45 PM »
money hats
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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2011, 02:00:46 AM »
Nintendo should market it a console for both hardcore and casual gamers. Then, I believe, everyone would be satisfied.
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Offline Ceric

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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2011, 10:10:26 AM »
Wii U.  We don't have Ads.  Ever.
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Offline Chozo Ghost

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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2012, 05:10:00 PM »
I heard this on the Radio recently courtesy of Hootie and the Blowfish. :cool;


U and Wii
 Wii come from different worlds
 U like to laugh at Wii
 When I look at other girls
 Sometimes U're crazy
 And U wonder Wii
 I'm such a baby
 Cause the Dolphins make Wii cry

 [Chorus:]
 Well there's nothing I can do
 I only wanna Wii with U
 U can call Wii your fool
 I only wanna Wii with U
 Put on a little Dylan
 sitting on a fence
 I say that line is great
 U ask Wii what I meant by
 "Said I shot a man named Gray
 Took his wife to Italy
 She inherited a million bucks
 And when she died it came to Wii
 I can't help it if I'm lucky"
I only wanna Wii with U
 Ain't Bobby so cool
 I only wanna Wii with U
 [Solo]
 Yeah I'm tangled up in blue
 I only wanna Wii with U
 You can call me your fool
 I only wanna Wii with U
« Last Edit: May 28, 2012, 05:13:37 PM by Chozo Ghost »
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Offline Uncle_Optimus

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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2012, 10:32:27 AM »
Quote from: hrdcrgamer on August 05, 2011, 02:00:46 AM
Nintendo should market it a console for both hardcore and casual gamers. Then, I believe, everyone would be satisfied.

How does one do this? When you go for one market it sometimes alienates another...especially when we are talking about a fickle market like "hardcore gamer" of which many denizens resent sharing a common platform with "family".

Also..."Wii-U!" said quickly is like the sound of relief...or satisfaction
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Offline Adrock

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Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2012, 08:36:42 AM »
Looks like Nintendo is going with: Together Wii U

I like it.
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