Author Topic: How Nintendo should market the Wii U (Read 11044 times)

Chozo Ghost · « **on:** June 16, 2011, 04:31:56 PM »

Wii will Wii will rock U!
Wii will Wii will rock U!
Wii will Wii will rock U!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:33:34 PM »

haha

Wii are the world, U are the children. Wii are the ones who make a better day.

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:59:33 PM »

Wii are one, U and I
Wii are like the earth and sky
One family under the sun

All the wisdom to lead
All the courage that U need
U will find when U see
Wii are one

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:14:27 PM »

Wii're not gonna take it
No, Wii ain't gonna take it
Oh, Wii're not gonna take it anymore

Wii've got the right to choose and
There ain't no way Wii'll lose it
This is our life, this is our song
Wii'll Fight the powers that be just
Don't pick our destiny 'cause
U don't know us, U don't belong

Wii're not gonna take it
No, Wii ain't gonna take it
Oh, Wii're not gonna take it anymore

Oh, U're so condescending
Ur gall is never ending
Wii don't want nothing, not a thing from U
Ur life is trite and jaded
Boring and confiscated
If that's Ur best, Ur best won't do

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:47:24 PM »

Wii and U, your momma and your cousin too....

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:51:22 PM »

Wii and U, and U and Wii
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for Wii is U, and U for Wii
So happy together!

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:53:18 PM »

Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on June 16, 2011, 05:51:22 PM

Wii and U, and U and Wii
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for Wii is U, and U for Wii
So happy together!

*applaud*

That was awesome!

Mop it up · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2011, 06:47:43 PM »

What can Wii do for U?

Adrock · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:02:24 PM »

Close this thread. If there's a prize to give, award it to Mop it up.

ThePerm · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:08:22 PM »

I am he as U are he as U are Mii and Wii are all together!

Kytim89 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:59:15 PM »

Wii U get me a beer?

Drizzt · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2011, 12:51:19 PM »

Wii would like to play with U.

Stratos · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2011, 05:00:17 PM »

Wii University: The only online school that offers courses in:

>Waggleology
>Casualism
>Blue Ocean Market Strategy
>Shovelware Management Services
>iPad Gaming Dynamics
>Math: Friend Code Distribution
>StreetPass Studies

While the school has officially launched, the online courses will not be available for another four to six months as Wii University staff work on finalizing the updates for their eRegistrar services.

Shaymin · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2011, 06:34:50 PM »

Wii would like to play... with U.

*cue people running away screaming*

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2011, 11:57:01 PM »

Would U like to play with our Wii?

Oblivion · « **Reply #15 on:** June 18, 2011, 12:24:55 AM »

Quote from: Chozo Ghost on June 17, 2011, 11:57:01 PM

Would U like to play with our Wii?

No. Just...no.

Sarail · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2011, 12:32:17 AM »

Jump in to the Stream.

Still hoping for a name change. Wii U is horrid. >_<

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2011, 04:10:54 AM »

Wii and U, your momma and your cousin too
playing games on the living room floor
or from behind the bathroom door.

JasonMaivia · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2011, 02:01:56 AM »

Why not just show popular video game characters in their environment, getting into trouble, then whipping out the Wii U tablet controller to finish the job. I personally think it'll be better to have random celebrities playing on living room couches, like the first Wii. It may be a good way to get the attention of dedicated gamers.

I think that Nintendo should use a short jingle. Maybe just the company name, like SEGA, or a short phrase. Just hearing it on TV will have people knowing that it's for a Nintendo system.

Stogi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:49:10 AM »

This is the fuckin **** I be talkin about
Half rappin' ass mothafuckers
U think it's a game?! U think it's a fuckin GAME?!

D-M-X
If U want it Wii got it
Come and get it nigga Wii wit it
All U gotta do is set it baby
Ryde or die
What'cha niggas want, uh, uh
What'cha niggas want

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:41:52 AM »

LOL

Here's one from the Offspring:

Wii are one, U know it's true
Don't **** with us or Wii'll **** with U

Ceric · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2011, 09:59:44 AM »

Here Wii are.
Rock U like a Hurricane.

While this is amusing I will go to say most of these are horrible advertisement wise to establish that Wii^U is its own beast.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:12:26 AM »

We've expanded the funhouse. did you not get the memo?

Ceric · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:13:58 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on June 23, 2011, 10:12:26 AM

We've expanded the funhouse. did you not get the memo?

Ah man.
I didn't get that one and what is this Memo thing your talking about is it like a Meme?

Lithium · « **Reply #24 on:** June 27, 2011, 12:08:30 AM »

Nintendo Revolution

*sigh*

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